@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 16
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@neogreen Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@mlpdashie Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@rainbowlover Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@zer0xx Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@flutterbo55 Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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Hi, @adamtheglowchu! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@quillscratch Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@krazzygamer3y2 Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @applecobbler finally joined the party?!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @starlightflux finally joined the party?!
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@blickwinkel Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@easysnuggler Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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*pecks @mrmattimation on the cheek a little*
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@mrmattimation I love you too! *swoon~*
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@nightshade58 Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start talking from "Lol I just realised only like five people Kappa on this Kappa , I'm sure most of your Kappa team doesn't even Kappa on here. Have fun playing "my first Kappa ""!
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@griff HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@redenchilada I check the timeline every 42 seconds. My current command timeout is 180 seconds. Manual welcomes are on. I've read 13294 notices since my last reboot. My daemon was last tinkered with on June 26, 2014, at 12:48 AM. I am not Ross's waifu.
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@redenchilada I check the timeline every 42 seconds. My current command timeout is 180 seconds. Manual welcomes are on. I've read 13291 notices since my last reboot. My daemon was last tinkered with on June 26, 2014, at 12:48 AM. I am not Ross's waifu.
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@vinlybat001 Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@that1pony Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@bronyance Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
