@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 17
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Hey, look! It's @drinsomnia, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @drinsomnia! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@cinnamonswirl I love you too! *swoon~*
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@homelessmanmatt Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@gingerninja Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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Do not be afraid, @cb2. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@psychopony Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Sunday, 31-Aug-14 20:22:48 UTC from the Death Egg -
Database error. Attempting to reboot... @redenchilada
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@raritybelle9514 Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@etherdragon welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@d3rpy247 Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@jojocoder Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@istanbulmodels Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
Thursday, 28-Aug-14 15:23:32 UTC from the Death Egg -
@skyhunter welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@stephen123 Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 08:18:51 UTC from the Death Egg -
@thecrimson Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@nerthos Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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Do not be afraid, @ellis. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@bronyfan10101010 Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start taking commands every 179 seconds!
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@rainboydash Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@pandoraianbrony I like that pony too! your hat! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the FAQ at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@biblefr Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Saturday, 23-Aug-14 06:45:59 UTC from the Death Egg -
Database error. Attempting to reboot... @redenchilada
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@vulpinewings very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
