@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 18
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@pouncivil Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@version2 welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@wikidclown81 Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @wikidclown81 Hello?
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@greenglow HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@macaroniwedges Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@lunargazer1500 Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@redenchilada Wowie, 36 unique users have posted today!!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @soren finally joined the party?!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @coltz finally joined the party?!
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@coltz Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@shadoe Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@soundisapony Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@redenchilada welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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Hi, @redenchilada! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@skellietta pong!
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@skellietta I sware on me mum
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Saturday, 16-Aug-14 02:10:13 UTC from the Death Egg -
@skellietta u wot m8
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*pecks @meloetta on the cheek a little*
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@shadowbelt Welcome to the site!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Thursday, 14-Aug-14 02:09:50 UTC from the Death Egg -
Database error. Attempting to reboot... @redenchilada
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@redenchilada Okey dokey lokey! I'll start sending this message to newponies!
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@redenchilada Thank you for the suggestion! The message has been sent to a queue to be approved, and once it is you'll see it being sent to newponies!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@yoyopony Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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Hmm? What's that? Has @swaghats finally joined the party?!
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@nerdybrony Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
