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  1. HEY, GUYS, I AM TYPING ON A KEYBOARD CONNECTED TO A PS3! :D

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:32:30 UTC from web
  2. No cat, just because I remove my hand from the keyboard for half a second doesn't mean "ASSAULT ERIK"

    Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:35:34 UTC from web
    • RT @starlynx4 @communistprime Look babe, I know that pick-up line was directed at me. I just needed a moment. You can't be that forward with me. We have to awkwardly stare at each other for half a year. Then maybe I'll pick up a paper you dropped, and we'll have to communicate verbally. And then, furious dry-humping. Just give it time though. Don't rush furious dry-humping.

      Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:34:57 UTC from web
      • @thatonestocking TIME TO DISMANTLE YOU

        Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:30:07 UTC from web
      • I'LL NEVER MAKE THE TOP NOTICED IF I DON'T LOSE TWENTY MORE POUNDS! I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY

        Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:13:16 UTC from web
      • It's fun to jump into every random contextual conversation without knowing the contexty.

        Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:10:49 UTC from web
      • @thatonestocking YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

        Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:09:52 UTC from web
      • Man, Red Dead Redemption was such a great game. John Marston is one of my favorite character from Rockstar. !vgp

        Monday, 13-Aug-12 02:30:03 UTC from web
      • >bro tells me not to ruin Red Dead Redemption ending >spoils LA Noir ending for me. "GEEZE THANKS DICK"

        Sunday, 12-Aug-12 04:44:53 UTC from web
      • My arm smells like cat spit.

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 22:00:33 UTC from web
      • NO I HAVE TWO CATS ON MY LAP INTERRUPTING ME NOW

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:33:34 UTC from web
      • I am King Zombie George Washington, and I live on the Moon. !glitch

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:42:03 UTC from web
      • I am glad people can't publicly read my IM logs because some of them are terrible >_>

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:20:02 UTC from web
      • CAT NO GET OFF MY LAP I AM SQUEEZING CHICKENS !glitch

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:23:56 UTC from web
      • I feel bad listening to Gangnam Style while driving to work because I impulsively dance to it. I'm sure everyone that sees the uniformed soldier dancing while driving makes everyone feel safer.

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:03:26 UTC from web
      • # Adorableness correlates with deliciousness- the cuter something is, the better it tastes.

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 01:17:31 UTC from web
      • *lies in bed, and hears dad talking* Looks like I'm going to London. Wait... I'M GOING TO LONDON!!! /)^3^(\

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:34:32 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      • Ow why does pulling nose hair hurt so much.

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:55:10 UTC from web
      • @ceruleanspark Are The Olympics disrespecting Norway by having Swedish contestants? ;_;

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:43:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      • Tell me lies. LIES!

        Saturday, 11-Aug-12 00:50:22 UTC from web
      • My mom asked me if I found my ID card and I responded with, "I've got no ID-ea where it is." HAHA # #

        Thursday, 09-Aug-12 22:50:03 UTC from web
      • Good news! I found my lost debit card while looking for my ID. Bad news! I still don't know where my ID is :,D

        Thursday, 09-Aug-12 22:38:59 UTC from web
      • Taking off my socks after a day at work is like foot sex.

        Wednesday, 08-Aug-12 22:10:18 UTC from web
      • @luddei I really like YOUR mane.

        Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 23:55:12 UTC from web
        • Watch me and my friends be nerds and awesome! We'll be uploading more every week or so as we record more combat. Future vids will look better as we get more equipment :p http://www.youtube.com/user/KenoshaSaberCorp #

          Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 20:58:49 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
        • Mmm, grilled ham and cheese sandwiches~ #

          Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 19:31:58 UTC from web
        • That feature also no longer places things on your home screen, or notification bar :3. SO basically it's all in the background now.

          Tuesday, 07-Aug-12 11:28:14 UTC from web
        • This song is soooo sad D: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JvbD2Zc9I

          Monday, 06-Aug-12 07:08:33 UTC from web
        • I am Batmon!

          Monday, 06-Aug-12 06:46:24 UTC from web