Replies to captlynch, page 22
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@captlynch ugh now i have to clean all the SCIENCE off the walls. do you know easily that stains????
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@captlynch I'm not on DA yet. I probably should get one, it's just that with this being my first and last contribution for a long time (Due to college coming up) I was hoping to avoid creating another account on another site.
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@captlynch can i make it up to you with this? http://ur1.ca/4qmks
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@captlynch I CANT FIND IT IN MAH FOLDER
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@captlynch What, you mean KYM posts negatives? Maybe so, but it really has been being used improperly.
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@captlynch Wait a second, what? You lost me there.
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@captlynch dolein science.
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@captlynch whats so morning about it?
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@captlynch Good night.
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@captlynch Skyrim is easily going to be GotY.
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@captlynch oh thanks for that......
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@captlynch I love those three series a lot.
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@captlynch I always thought it could use some more sunlight on the inside anyways.
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@captlynch how's it going?
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@captlynch Why, you put them there of course!! With your science....thing. I simply cannot believe you are trying to frame poor, innocent Opal for your misdoings!!
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@captlynch Quite frankly, I do not care one bit about "who started it". But I know good and well that poor little Opalicious would never ruin my Boutique -ever!! And, may I ask what business do you have trespassing on private property, SIR?!
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@captlynch @opal *proudly trotts up the trail to her Boutique carefully carrying a platinum trophy* *looks up and spots the damage, dropping the trophy into the dirt* :O My word...O.O.....Great Celestia.....Oh dear........ *spots captlych standing off to the side with suspicious-looking equipment surrounding him* YOU!!!! *stalks angrily over to him* If you'd be so kind as to tell me, sir, WHAT IN EQUESTRIA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SHOP?! *Rarity is ridiculously hot when she's angry*
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@captlynch *jaw drop* Mo-mow. Mew... [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: Y-you exploded Rarity's Boutique. She's not going to be happy with you....
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@captlynch *Opal fires at you, causing a chain of unfortunate events (unfortunate for you, at least). A bear trap, which was buried in the ground, snaps, grabbing your ankles in a ferociously strong toothy grip. Eighteen mousetraps hidden around you set off, each pinching you in various places, one of which happens to be your nose. Thirty-eight flytraps whirl thought the air, getting caught in your hair and across your face. AND THEN - A TOASTER FIRES TWO PIECES OF TOAST IN THE AIR. And then Opal ate them.*
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@captlynch *still aiming at you* Mow meo. [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: She'll never find out.
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@captlynch *Opal prepares to fire.*
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@captlynch *Opal looks at you from the window, which is now: locked, bolted, shatterproof, and has iron bars across it. All of the other windows have had the same upgrades. Rarity's Boutique is now surrounded with booby traps, bear traps, mouse traps, and fly traps of all sorts. Opal then proceeds to fasten a lovely pink camo army helmet on her head. She reaches behind herself and picks up a cat-sized bazooka and aims it at you.* Mow. Meow. [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: Take one step closer. I dare you.
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@captlynch I DEMAND IT! plus that reminds me of a song.
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@captlynch Yeah, I know. I've played'em all before.
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@captlynch *looks up* Mow? Mew mew!!! ^_^
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@captlynch *reliazing that no help was coming, Opal began a long and sad farewell speech. It was full of heartbreak, unrequited love, plushie mice, and toasters.* Mow mow....me mew....meow mewmewmq @communistprime mew mew mow mow...mow. *A single tear fell from Opal's eye.*
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@captlynch @opal Opalicious!! You know perfectly well that lemons are bad for your teeth! My word, Opal! If you're hungry, there is a pint-sized rotisserie chicken I ordered from Canterlot. And also, don't you know guests aren't allowed in the Boutique while I'm gone? Now Opal, you show the nice stallion the door, and behave yourself until Mummy gets home, okay? I've got a fashion show in seven minutes. Bye-bye, Opal! *hangs up*
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@captlynch Pardon?
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@captlynch *nods while trying to spin the little number- thingy on Rarity's princess-style phone*
