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1. captlynch

   @opal *is about to start the SCIENCE when my watch beeps* oh, dinner time...I'll be back (srs, is dinner time brb)

   Monday, 18-Jul-11 18:31:53 UTC from web
   1. opal

      @captlynch *looks up* Mow? Mew mew!!! ^_^

      Monday, 18-Jul-11 18:34:31 UTC from web
      1. captlynch

         @opal Hereee's SCIENCE

         Monday, 18-Jul-11 19:03:01 UTC from web
         1. opal

            @captlynch *Opal looks at you from the window, which is now: locked, bolted, shatterproof, and has iron bars across it. All of the other windows have had the same upgrades. Rarity's Boutique is now surrounded with booby traps, bear traps, mouse traps, and fly traps of all sorts. Opal then proceeds to fasten a lovely pink camo army helmet on her head. She reaches behind herself and picks up a cat-sized bazooka and aims it at you.* Mow. Meow. [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: Take one step closer. I dare you.

            Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:15:53 UTC from web
            1. captlynch

               @opal Of course I dare...I'm a MAD scientist.

               Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:16:30 UTC from web
               1. zstargazer

                  @captlynch its hun

                  Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:17:27 UTC from web
               2. opal

                  @captlynch *Opal prepares to fire.*

                  Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:17:48 UTC from web
            2. captlynch

               @opal also, kitty...won;t Rarity bee a bit annoyed at the renovations you made?

               Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:18:19 UTC from web
               1. opal

                  @captlynch *still aiming at you* Mow meo. [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: She'll never find out.

                  Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:22:09 UTC from web
                  1. captlynch

                     @opal I'll see your bazooka and raise you a disintigrator cannon *takes aim

                     Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:23:29 UTC from web
                     1. opal

                        @captlynch *Opal fires at you, causing a chain of unfortunate events (unfortunate for you, at least). A bear trap, which was buried in the ground, snaps, grabbing your ankles in a ferociously strong toothy grip. Eighteen mousetraps hidden around you set off, each pinching you in various places, one of which happens to be your nose. Thirty-eight flytraps whirl thought the air, getting caught in your hair and across your face. AND THEN - A TOASTER FIRES TWO PIECES OF TOAST IN THE AIR. And then Opal ate them.*

                        Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:31:37 UTC from web
                        1. captlynch

                           @opal *This in turn causes the hair trigger on my disintigrator to go off, vaporising the door and the surrounding wall...and the far wall too* first off: impressive traps...but as I explode myself on a regular basis...no biggie...sorry about the walls

                           Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:34:07 UTC from web
                           1. opal

                              @captlynch *jaw drop* Mo-mow. Mew... [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: Y-you exploded Rarity's Boutique. She's not going to be happy with you....

                              Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:37:18 UTC from web
                              1. zstargazer

                                 @opal kills opal. Hides evidence

                                 Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:37:57 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                              2. captlynch

                                 @opal You're the one who turned it into no ponies land

                                 Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:38:11 UTC from web
                                 1. raritybeauty

                                    @captlynch @opal *proudly trotts up the trail to her Boutique carefully carrying a platinum trophy* *looks up and spots the damage, dropping the trophy into the dirt* :O My word...O.O.....Great Celestia.....Oh dear........ *spots captlych standing off to the side with suspicious-looking equipment surrounding him* YOU!!!! *stalks angrily over to him* If you'd be so kind as to tell me, sir, WHAT IN EQUESTRIA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SHOP?! *Rarity is ridiculously hot when she's angry*

                                    Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:45:23 UTC from web
                                    1. captlynch

                                       @raritybeauty erm...the cat started it...you think I wear mousetraps for fun?

                                       Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:46:22 UTC from web
                                       1. zstargazer

                                          @captlynch knowing you, yes

                                          Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:46:54 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                                          1. captlynch

                                             @zachariastargazer No...I explode for fun...mousetraps aren't used in SCIENCE...unless they're robotic

                                             Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:47:35 UTC from web
                                             1. zstargazer

                                                @captlynch lol

                                                Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:48:03 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                                       2. raritybeauty

                                          @captlynch Quite frankly, I do not care one bit about "who started it". But I know good and well that poor little Opalicious would never ruin my Boutique -ever!! And, may I ask what business do you have trespassing on private property, SIR?!

                                          Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:50:02 UTC from web
                                          1. captlynch

                                             @raritybeauty then why are there bars on the remaining windows? on the inside

                                             Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:52:58 UTC from web
                                             1. raritybeauty

                                                @captlynch Why, you put them there of course!! With your science....thing. I simply cannot believe you are trying to frame poor, innocent Opal for your misdoings!!

                                                Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:57:17 UTC from web
                                    2. captlynch

                                       @raritybeauty hand a few curtains over the holes and I doubt anyone will notice

                                       Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:46:58 UTC from web
                              3. snowcone

                                 @opal (takes picture of zach killing you, revives you, gives picture to rarity.)

                                 Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:38:27 UTC from web
                                 1. zstargazer

                                    @lelouch burns camera pic and memory

                                    Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:40:16 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                                    1. snowcone

                                       @zachariastargazer (Uses secret source to remind himself of the incident) Hey..rarity...

                                       Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:41:03 UTC from web
                                 2. raritybeauty

                                    @lelouch *looks at picture* Oh my!! The horror. What a monster!

                                    Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:52:48 UTC from web
                                    1. zstargazer

                                       @raritybeauty I brought her back to life... I am a scientist you know

                                       Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:53:33 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                                       1. zstargazer

                                          @zachariastargazer which makes me want to be a unicorn... But I'm a Pegasus

                                          Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:54:28 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                              4. captlynch

                                 @opal Plus the technical term is 'atomized'...its SCIENCE

                                 Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:39:28 UTC from web