Opal (opal)'s status on Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:31:37 UTC

  1. Opal Opal

    @captlynch *Opal fires at you, causing a chain of unfortunate events (unfortunate for you, at least). A bear trap, which was buried in the ground, snaps, grabbing your ankles in a ferociously strong toothy grip. Eighteen mousetraps hidden around you set off, each pinching you in various places, one of which happens to be your nose. Thirty-eight flytraps whirl thought the air, getting caught in your hair and across your face. AND THEN - A TOASTER FIRES TWO PIECES OF TOAST IN THE AIR. And then Opal ate them.*

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