Replies to celestialmoonlight, page 63
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@celestialmoonlight Sure, you are now the proud owner of a polar bear. Cage not included, to be picked up at your nearest northpole-pet-shop
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@celestialmoonlight Really? Tis just a simple offer, I'd even throw in a free belly rub
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@celestialmoonlight Where is best for you, shoulders, neck, back or lower back? Maybe even legs and arms? Or just an all over?
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@celestialmoonlight http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388593/The-polar-bear-understand-world-suddenly-turned-purple.html#axzz2KmUlXj8u ... like that ? wait that is a lavender field right ?
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@celestialmoonlight Mmm.. What about a mix with cotton?
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@celestialmoonlight Do you enjoy certain oils? Ones that relax the muscles, or perhaps just ones to make the skin smooth? What about Aromas?
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@celestialmoonlight I'd help you shower if I could, I do great massages
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@celestialmoonlight i cant. actually, i never tried, but it'd take sometime to get good skills at it
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@celestialmoonlight because i dont know how to
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@celestialmoonlight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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@celestialmoonlight aaaww, that is so cool, i only have those poorly made official merch
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@celestialmoonlight ooh, you have a plush?
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@celestialmoonlight YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME?
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@celestialmoonlight no problems
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@celestialmoonlight yeah..., you're new here, so you might not be used to my creepynessabout it...
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@celestialmoonlight yes, that is why i preffer saying "waifu" (sorry if that creeps you :< )
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@celestialmoonlight Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go figure how I'll function in society more for tomorrow.
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@celestialmoonlight Hrrnrmm
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@celestialmoonlight I function perfectly well in society.
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@celestialmoonlight being a cartoon character means nothing
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@celestialmoonlight You forgot there for a second.
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@celestialmoonlight thak you ^^
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@celestialmoonlight No, but I felt I needed to remind you.
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@celestialmoonlight When demons are walking the earth and the spiders are beside them, I'll be sure to live long enough to say 'I told you so.'
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@celestialmoonlight Let's bring them to Australia.
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@celestialmoonlight Incorrect, spiders are demon spawn. Bugs are natural and disgusting. Similar, but different.
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@celestialmoonlight Come on man! Hive me a break it's a 8 legged nightmare crawling around and might jump on you! And have you seen how they walk? It's so unsettling...
