Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)

  1. A co-worker of mine was just saying how absolutely amazing of an idea it was to hang a sky-scraper from an astroid. I think my brain just imploded.

    Monday, 17-Jul-17 07:42:23 UTC from web

    I should keep an eye on that one. Heck I might even order just exactly that should I ever find myself in a woodworking classroom or similar.

    Wednesday, 14-Jun-17 12:37:13 UTC from web
  3. @mushi Yes, I know. Gallium has amazing/fun thermodynamic properties. However I am more interested in it's toxicity on humans

    Monday, 12-Jun-17 18:34:50 UTC from web in context
  4. @adiwan "[someone] called this [political statue] about [something], had we heard what he/she plans do to about [something], no ! ... It will be a cherryshow ... and there'll be times you think 'oh my god we got it wrong' ... This is an intelectually absurd situation". I am 100% certain that every parliament can use someone like that.

    Monday, 12-Jun-17 11:51:43 UTC from web in context
  5. I just lost about 90% of all my active brain cells due to watching . But it is ohkay, they will regenerate. In the very least I hope @mushi will be able to tell me that that one guy won't be able to poop correctly for a week or so due to him putting quite a lot of gallium in his mouth.

    Sunday, 11-Jun-17 17:29:30 UTC from web in context
  6. Well this comic is 100% ready for abuse. I just need to crop something equally abhorrent in the last pane.

    Monday, 22-May-17 21:38:32 UTC from web in context
  7. Today I learned that "Homeowner" has the word "meow" in it. Think of this next time you are going to pronounce it and I can almost guarantee you'll do it wrong.

    Friday, 19-May-17 07:18:32 UTC from web
  8. I finally watched WatchMen ( the movie ). I found Dr Manhattan to be a bigger dick than Rorschach thoughout the entire movie. I can recommend the movie though. Primarily for the cool scenes, not for the story.

    Monday, 08-May-17 11:04:50 UTC from web
  9. @critialcloudkicker Holy guacamole, that is hilarious... A vampire that can no longer sparkle XD

    Sunday, 07-May-17 19:39:10 UTC from web in context
  10. @critialcloudkicker Though technically she can no longer sparkle as the result of M-Day... Hmm...

    Sunday, 07-May-17 19:38:41 UTC from web in context
  11. @zennx an immortal being with build in night vision, echolocation, superhuman speed and agility ? Idunno, just put her in search and rescue when needed. And when not needed I am pretty sure she'd make a very ecology and economy friendly lighthouse.

    Sunday, 07-May-17 19:37:47 UTC from web in context
  12. So today I got up feeling weird. So I just went and took some R'n'R by reading an X-men comic book. And then my calvanistic goggles kicked into overdrive. ALL YOU MUTANTS ARE DICKS ! No, seriously, about 50% of them are straight up evil and the others try to stop them ? kinda ? Or they are just left alone ? Seriously go do something productive, all of you, Jean & Xavier please go force some panda's to reproduce. Magneto and Cyclops go to some sort of power plant for neigh infinite power. Storm go help people around the globe in securing food ( especially Africa ). Ice-Man go build yourself many MANY beautiful statues made of ice on the poles and end global warming or something **sigh** ... don't mind me, I just needed to vent

    Sunday, 07-May-17 19:28:11 UTC from web in context
  13. @adiwan I had that happen to me once with cupcake tea. Stay the hell away from that.

    Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 14:42:30 UTC from web in context
  14. @tiffany It does ? It sounds to me like they are emotionally dulled all the time, except the spooky house episode I saw. Also that one episode where they competed on Family Fracas. But in that episode they just did dumb stuff I would expect out of a "Barney Stinson / How I met Your Mother" rejected-wastebin involving a Judge Judy and finished the episode by having Bob repair the winner's car's tire while his hole family berates him. It effectively makes me seriously dislike the story, the people in the story, and the conversations that occur. ... Am I going about this wrong or something ?

    Monday, 17-Apr-17 14:34:48 UTC from web in context
  15. Can someone explain to me what is so great about Bob's Burgers ? Because I just do not get it.

    Monday, 17-Apr-17 14:04:42 UTC from web in context
  16. @tiffany Sounds like you never had Gordon Freeman read you your favorite fairytale

    Monday, 03-Apr-17 19:10:31 UTC from web in context
  17. @tiffany A gentle bubble bath in a whirlpool while sitting under a blossoming Sakura tree while Gordon Freeman reads your favourite fairy-tale

    Monday, 03-Apr-17 13:10:50 UTC from web in context
  18. @scribus By noticing that I guess you are the correct person for me to ask you "Do you think it is safe to even make a Facebook account ?". I heard stories of circles of friends breaking up because of that stuff. Combined with the fact that I work in the healthcare sector I never even bothered with Facebook

    Saturday, 01-Apr-17 17:04:37 UTC from web in context
  19. I have to feel for those American's who are about to see their internet browsing history being sold to the highest bidder. Well the bill allowing it still has to pass the sentate and the president but. Yeah, not good.

    Saturday, 25-Mar-17 10:41:28 UTC from web
  20. You get to know pretty soon just what the allignment of your friends are if someone asks "where do hamsters live before they go to a pet store" and one of them responds "Just like how there is a site to order comics pretty much instantateous called there is a website for prtty much everything you can immagine. ,,, , xmurids,gov and xhamster"

    I can't believe I did not see the punchline sooner.

    Friday, 24-Mar-17 19:21:29 UTC from web
  21. @thelastgherkin Whodat ?

    Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 23:37:54 UTC from web in context
  22. @thelastgherkin Oh, wow. The word filter does not like the last name of the guy who played James Tiberius Kirk originally

    Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 19:10:55 UTC from web in context
  23. @warcriminawl Derpy ! ... Stealing muffins is not covered by the Geneva Doctrines or anything like that.

    Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 19:09:00 UTC from web in context
  24. @thelastgherkin I'm gonna shatter your world by mentioning kiwiner soon too

    Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 11:50:40 UTC from web in context

    Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 11:37:11 UTC from web
  26. @rnbwdashiswin And why did you figure that RDN had perished by now ? Whether through competence or something else, the owner is awesome

    *looks up who the owner is*

    Oh, CeruleanSpark. Well that means RDN will probably remain here until the cows come home.

    Not sure if that is how you use that proverb.

    Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 12:41:40 UTC from web in context
  27. "What are we going to do with a turtle that has a traffic light stuck in its head?" ... Thanks for making me relive that moment Twitch.

    Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 01:24:29 UTC from web
  28. Apparently someone compiled Breaking Bad into a single ( 126 hour long ) movie. I wonder where I can download that.

    Tuesday, 14-Mar-17 20:53:52 UTC from web
  29. "vibrating pole clean energy" is probably one of the weirdest things I searched for today"

    Tuesday, 14-Mar-17 19:57:52 UTC from web
  30. Today in "science with people who know nothing about physics" I was asked just howmany engines that would produce 80 micronewtons of force it would take to lit a bit bulky guy of 102 KGS off the ground, and then howmuch power that would take if every engine ate about 100 Watts a piece ... ... I think I got trolled since the answer is 1.21 gigawatts

    Sunday, 12-Mar-17 20:28:20 UTC from web in context