Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)

  1. TIL : zorses exist http://www.theequinest.com/images/funky-zorse1.jpg ... and they can look really fabulous

    about 3 days ago from web
  2. @thelastgherkin And now I am thirsty for some fresh tentacle grape

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  3. @thelastgherkin that post is just 2 suspicious quote marks away from reminding me of some weird adult swim scetch

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  4. @thelastgherkin unsupervised children that are on fire are probably more dangerous

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  5. *reads the warning label on his air mattress*
    EN US "keep under adult supervision, do not submerge in water, do not overinflate"
    NL "keep away from children"
    DE "fire is dangerous"

    Waitwhat ?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  6. Hmm, I always thought that the 1983 movie "Trading Places" ( which I remember mostly for it's scenes where there was a bet for 1 dollar ) was with Will Smith. No wonder I couldn't find a usable movieclip

    about 3 days ago from web
  7. Today I learned that someone has been taking so much showers that it has corroded the wiring leading to the showerlight... Yeah I did not know that was possible either

    about 3 days ago from web
  8. @mrmattimation My first thought was of Windows 10. But that does not fit quite as perfect as some sort of Flash and/or Animation thingie I know you are busy with.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  9. I can tell you this though. Using the internet to figure out where Hot Dogs end and Sausages begin make me want to fire up a big BBQ.

    about 4 days ago from web
  10. @rarity Oh hey I just found http://donoteatthis.com/2011/07/07/hot-dogs-in-a-can/ ... Which pretty much goes into what we're talking about... I really do not know of any other way to prepare them though... Although I guess I could try to grill them... Is that a good idea even ?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  11. Seriously, who makes a picture for wikipedia in their old gas-powered stofe pots and pans that look like they were made past century ? ... It's also white, looks like those knakworsten are soaking in urine... :r

    about 4 days ago from web
  12. @rarity https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knakworst#/media/File:Knakworst.JPG

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  13. @rarity https://www.unox.nl/sites/default/files/livelink/knaks_47757105_0.png

    Are those hot dogs ?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  14. @razzleberry The only time something might be better without anyone in in close proximity would probably be reserved only for those times where one might want to drown their sorrow in a big bucket of Ben & Jerries.

    Which is like SUPER sad... They do not sell big buckets of Ben & Jerries around here anywhere T_T

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  15. @razzleberry *goes over a long list by head*

    ... There have to be a few things that make the exception, right ?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  16. @razzleberry Oh, yeah, I would play with humans. But they can be such a pain... And by pain I mean that there is always this numbskull who takes 2 minutes per turn in the early game... Add 1 second per turn of the game. And 1 game takes 500 turns... Whoop... just got yourself a game of [ (120 times 500) plus ( 1+2+3+4+5 ... untill 500 ) ] ... I am going to say 52 hours...

    I guess I just demonstrated that turn based games are primarily if not only fun when you are at least in punching distance of eachother.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  17. @razzleberry You know, exactly that. I mean, I like games that take long. But for Civ5 it kinda tests my patience with the fact that I really can not exploit my best perks to the point where I become a big unstoppable monster, or exploit my enemies weakness where I overcome a great obstacle through great tactical genousity. Due to it being turn-based and on a LUA engine that takes WAAAAAY too long per turn ( especially when on big map with over 12 computers )... Now Sins of a Solar Empire is actually a WAY longer game, and you can seriously exploit the hell out of your perks or your opponents weakness if you use your brain, and that game can take even longer.

    I still kinda wanna play a game that goes though the ages like Civ5 though... Perhaps I will go give Rise of Nations another go

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  18. I really should be WAY more agressive next time I play Civ 5... If there is even a next time, because that game is so terribly tame it makes horse-shoe tossing about as interesting as pro-wressling by comparison

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  19. @nerthos You turned into a cat in my absence ?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  20. Oh you son of an AMD processor...

    I swear I am going to #$%& up your west coast with *%#$*@@ accuracy and...

    Or I could just counter-nuke your sorry civilization...

    Hmm, choices

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  21. @eyepie Well, I am more or less tonguelashing at whatever the AI in a game of Civ5 can throw at me for the last 45 or so turns...

    Poland is being a real pain in my ample posterior...

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  22. @eyepie I am taking out unbridled rage on a video game right now. Also I need some ducktape to fix my microphone... again...

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  23. @eyepie I meant, if I had to choose between A: Getting stuck in an elevator. or B: Lick a toilet to prove that it does not cause autism... I would probably pick B

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  24. @thelastgherkin I think I would rather lick someones toilet to prove a point

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  25. @eyepie I'd rate it a 3 on the horrible scale ( it goes to 10 )... It would have been a HECK of a lot worse if that lady would have slapped me out of surprise/anger... But I guess I could have put a checkmark on my bucketlist next to "get slapped by a black lady"

    * currently listening to "always look on the bright side of life" *

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  26. @thelastgherkin I am not sure about other countries, but over here those kinds of temporarily stairs are quite a bit deeper/taller per step compared to "normal" stairs. You can still climb them as normal ofcourse, but you'll probably end up using your muscles for a controlled ascend/descend a lot more

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  27. @thelastgherkin I work at an assisted living building for people with autism ( translation makes this seem a bit more awkward than it is, probably ) and I see this one guy I've been meaning to talk to about his new job, so I start to do just that. When he takes the elevator I jump in too. Halfway down the power goes out. So both this guy and a random lady freak out as the lights go out. So I am fiddling to find the emergency button, and eventually find it, however not before being accused of groping someones bottom. ... The whole ordeal was quite upsetting, in the end I learned a LOT about elevator safety regulations, that guy's new job, and how some people still think that autism is something you can get by licking someone's toilet... I do NOT recommend it on so many levels... Mostly because it is boring

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  28. @thelastgherkin I thought "a lift" was the English word for it, I do not think Americans use it all that much. Like the word "fortnight".

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  29. @thelastgherkin ... How do you call the metal box that moves vertically ? I mean, until it stops moving vertically. And you generally have a bunch of upset people

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  30. I have been stuck on an escalator for like 2 hours today >_<

    about 4 days ago from web in context

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