Zenneth Ryver-Styx (zennx)

  1. @nerthos DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
    *throws molotov*

    about 22 hours ago from web in context
  2. @thelastgherkin people need to realize that I have the ability to cover everything they own in body fluids
    and I'm not afraid to use said ability

    about a day ago from web in context
  3. @thelastgherkin can I be bubs?

    about a day ago from web in context
  4. @tiffany OH banana, link plz

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  5. @tiffany son, you're adopted

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  6. So, thanks to GoG I'm finally able to play the 3rd game in the Prince of Persia Trilogy - Two Thrones (4th if you count the soft reboot, I don't)
    The game starts and apparently the secret ending is the true ending, as you are coming to the walls of Persia on a Potato Knishesty boat with Kaileena - Formerly the Empress of Time, HOWEVER, all is not well as cherry IS ON FIRE YO!
    the boat gets pelted with fire arrows (that are not a thing that existed in history), then I am hit by a flaming ball of spikes that was hurled at my grapety boat by a catapult (That thing must have a +20 to hit boats kuz no other way would A CATAPULT ON THE RAMPARTS HIT A BOAT THAT SMALL)
    now I have 2 major complains right out the bat/boat

    1)The prince keeps going down with the ship, it's the second time, there's no excuse here

    2) Kaileena's breasts have gone from DDs to a B cup, and she looks like she got beaten by an ugly stick

    This new Kaileena is not worth the time I invested in POPWW

    about 5 days ago from web
  7. @mrmattimation wait, so Zach and Cody happens in the same universe as Agents of SMASH?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  8. guys, real question, Mr. Satan vs Yamcha
    who wins?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  9. @awl how do you make lady Gaga cry? Po-Po-Poke her face

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  10. @tiffany you've never had food poisoning kuz you've never eaten anything made by my mother
    me and my sister had our stomachs pumped 3 times before we turned 6yo

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  11. @tiffany I went to a party for the new years mid way through I started vomiting
    I barely drank anything tho, like 2 cups of gin, and I look like a fire hidrant
    I wake up the next day, feeling like trash in a compacter, and after eating breakfast I vomit again.
    turns out I actually got food poisoning

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  12. @tiffany >eats food
    >wears clothes
    >is white

    I bet you're CIS too you Fluffle Puff

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  13. @tiffany what ever, I'll grape a dude for metroid, I don't give a kiwi, SINGLE LIFE BABY

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  14. @tiffany Dude, Idc for switch, I'm just super psyched that theres gonna be a new batcaveING METROID
    *YEAAAAAAAAH*

    about 7 days ago from web in context
  15. @nerthos I don't remember character creation having a slider for hand size, but yeah, pretty much

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  16. @nerthos Waaaait.... you're a Spaniard?
    Well in that case:
    GIVE BACK OLIVENÇA
    IS OUR CLAY

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  17. @nerthos it was hilarious dude, look at the history of Portugal V Castile
    It's the story of a bunch of scruffy peasants with sticks and stones beating the mango out of fancy-pants armoured knights of El-Rey.
    AND DRIVING THEM BACK INTO THE INFANTA THAT BIRTHED THEM

    Portugal had this awesome skill that was basically slowly capturing land, and once it was claimed they would never lose a fight in home territory.

    Sadly Portugal also has a horrible streak of signing treaties and getting the short end of them

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  18. @nerthos Lol wut? they just beat us in the last fight we had, what with the men being led by a king that wasn't even 13 years old yet

    In the olden' days it used to be like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota

    NOW THAT WAS A FIGHT

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  19. @mushi they are not one bit related, Banana is an Wolof (african) word, Ananas is Latin

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  20. @tiffany I've agreed with him when he said his daughter was hot

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  21. @mushi it's really not, too many harsh vowels and not enough hard consonants

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  22. @mushi after the fall of the empire most "barbarians" had been made extinct, this was actually what caused the fall of the empire
    Empires REQUIRE constant expansion, as soon as it stops it crumbles, it happend with the romans, with the mongols, the romans again, the british, the portuguese, the filthy stupid spaniards, and the french

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  23. @mushi SO DID EVERYONE TILL 300 YEARS AGO!
    Lead based plumbing is still commonplace EVERYWHERE

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  24. @mushi they created basic plumbing, civil law, created most of the mining techniques still used TO THIS DAY.
    Had the lowest civil unrest in Europe since the Mongols ruled Eurasia
    and lest we forget the INFRASTRUCTURAL ENGINEERING OMG THE SIZE OF THE AMPHITHEATRES
    I have no idea what Brazillian education tells you about the Romans
    But they were papayaing baller man

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  25. @mushi neither did the Romans
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion#Pre-Roman_states

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  26. @mushi your people are butchering prisoners and THE ROMANS are crazy?

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  27. @mushi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineapple
    Ananas comosus is the latin name of the plant, y'all kiwiing sugar peasants can't even Latin properly
    even tho you have a place called Ananás https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anan%C3%A1s,_Tocantins

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  28. @mushi ananás

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  29. Holy Fluffle Puff, Aunt sent me a pick of the twins in the Tower of London each with a raven in their arm

    papayaING BIRDS ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS THEY ARE

    I mean I know they are only 4yo but god damn that's the biggest cherrying raven I've seen in my life

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  30. @tiffany I know that feel

    about 11 days ago from web in context

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