Zenneth Ryver-Styx (zennx)

  1. Sister's GF just learned my sister used to have bangs till late highschool, she's laughing hysterically at the photo
    if she keeps this up for much longer we're gonna need to make her breathe into a bag
    she's seriously gonna hurt herself

    about 2 days ago from web
  2. @tiffany WHERE? IN YOUR BOOT?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  3. @tiffany now without the ritualistic devices you don't

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  4. @thelastgherkin but did they go?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  5. I just heard someone narrate a Harry Potter smutfic
    I am not suffering through this alone and I love my sister too much to taint her mind with this horrible thing
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzI0rpH3ydQ
    WARNING: VERY # Includes Hedwig x Hagrid with a badger up his bum

    about 5 days ago from web
  6. @thelastgherkin also, how much potassium does He-Man need
    Kuz he just bought like 2 shopping carts full of bananas

    "How do I keep up my rockin' bod?
    Bananas, just bananas, literally nothing else.
    I eat 'em, drink 'em, snort 'em, inject them, liquefy them and press them against my eye balls, I bathe in a bathtub filled with mashed bananas, and of course I shove them up my butt"

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  7. @thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing backdoor christ WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?

    about 6 days ago from web in context
  8. @mrmattimation make another mean haha

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  9. @mushi SMILE AND WAVE
    DO NOT PANIC
    JUST SMILE AND WAVE

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  10. Meerkat babies are called pups
    Why are they not called Meerkittens?
    WHAT KIND OF MORON LET THIS HAPPEN?!

    about 12 days ago from web
  11. @scribus //they should have stopped doing power rangers after Bulk and Skull stopped being a thing

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  12. @tiffany Google Docs gets a lot more apple than they diverse, specially kuz they actually take input from the users and add new function all the time

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  13. @tiffany Panic-Button Deadalus
    When you have NOTHING left to lose

    about 19 days ago from web in context
  14. So, I haven't had a good reason to get into the New 52
    and now I have a reason NOT to EVER pick up the damn things
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYMjgM8NqA
    THEY RUINED LOBO

    They turned the most bad-ass anti-hero in the whole of DC line, the guy who once killed a guy by spitting so hard it pierced a dude's head like a bullet, into an angsty skinny mango with neon blue make-up

    Dude doesn't even have a beard

    That's not the main man, man
    That's a bottom FrankerZ

    about 19 days ago from web
  15. what kind of mangoed up name is Caleb anyway

    about 19 days ago from web
  16. @awl and if that's the case I'm gonna have to report you for sexual harassment

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  17. @awl gonna be honest that sounds more like sexual innuendo than a threat

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  18. @awl you're not my supervisor!

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  19. Maybe I'll become a pastry chef, I do make some good cakes

    about 21 days ago from web
  20. "you can't always rely on computers being there!" I wonder if an Electrician ever had to deal with teachers saying "you can't always rely on Electricity being a thing" apple computers are 100% of the job, if computers aren't a thing then my job isn't a thing and I will have to get training on something else, and trust me it will have NOTHING to do with Maths, I learned from that grapeing mistake Freshman year

    about 21 days ago from web
  21. Also, why do we have classes where they don't let us use computers? Swear to Dagon it's like I'm in a 13th century classroom sometimes... Then again that would explain the lack of females

    about 21 days ago from web
  22. I still can't believe that one of my classes in Informatic Engineering is Applied Statistics, "oh, so you wanna learn how to computers? Tough, now analyze these population samples for 6 months"

    about 21 days ago from web
  23. @critialcloudkicker Dude, many sites have ads, but twitch forces you to stop watching the vid and look at ladies' razor blades for 30s
    why not just have an always on silent add on top of the chat, or something like that

    about 22 days ago from web in context
  24. it's at hard moments of my life that I remember my aunt's words of wisdom:
    "Either you knock the next arrow correctly or I'll knock your bananaing teeth off"

    about 23 days ago from web
  25. @awl spiders don't have ears

    about a month ago from web in context
  26. @adiwan I have that item blacklisted after one campaign ended with a chaotic-neutral char. shouting "FIFTY-TWO-PICK-UP!" and proceeded to rip all the cards from the deck and fling 'em at people.

    We also instated the "NEVER give semi-cosmic lvl magic items to the crazy assassin" rule

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. @tiffany FRUIT PUNS

    about a month ago from web in context
  28. @tiffany I don't wanna date her
    I just wanna grape her

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. @mrmattimation the alt-right does nothing
    now the crtl-alt-down, that'll flip your world view

    about a month ago from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation business casual, I think

    about a month ago from web in context

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