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Zenneth Ryver-Styx (zennx)
@nerthos DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
@thelastgherkin people need to realize that I have the ability to cover everything they own in body fluids
and I'm not afraid to use said ability
@thelastgherkin can I be bubs?
@tiffany OH banana, link plz
@tiffany son, you're adopted
So, thanks to GoG I'm finally able to play the 3rd game in the Prince of Persia Trilogy - Two Thrones (4th if you count the soft reboot, I don't)
The game starts and apparently the secret ending is the true ending, as you are coming to the walls of Persia on a Potato Knishesty boat with Kaileena - Formerly the Empress of Time, HOWEVER, all is not well as cherry IS ON FIRE YO!
the boat gets pelted with fire arrows (that are not a thing that existed in history), then I am hit by a flaming ball of spikes that was hurled at my grapety boat by a catapult (That thing must have a +20 to hit boats kuz no other way would A CATAPULT ON THE RAMPARTS HIT A BOAT THAT SMALL)
now I have 2 major complains right out the bat/boat
1)The prince keeps going down with the ship, it's the second time, there's no excuse here
2) Kaileena's breasts have gone from DDs to a B cup, and she looks like she got beaten by an ugly stick
This new Kaileena is not worth the time I invested in POPWWabout 5 days ago from web
@mrmattimation wait, so Zach and Cody happens in the same universe as Agents of SMASH?
guys, real question, Mr. Satan vs Yamcha
@awl how do you make lady Gaga cry? Po-Po-Poke her face
@tiffany you've never had food poisoning kuz you've never eaten anything made by my mother
me and my sister had our stomachs pumped 3 times before we turned 6yo
@tiffany I went to a party for the new years mid way through I started vomiting
I barely drank anything tho, like 2 cups of gin, and I look like a fire hidrant
I wake up the next day, feeling like trash in a compacter, and after eating breakfast I vomit again.
turns out I actually got food poisoning
@tiffany >eats food
I bet you're CIS too you Fluffle Puff
@tiffany what ever, I'll grape a dude for metroid, I don't give a kiwi, SINGLE LIFE BABY
@tiffany Dude, Idc for switch, I'm just super psyched that theres gonna be a new batcaveING METROID
@nerthos I don't remember character creation having a slider for hand size, but yeah, pretty much
@nerthos Waaaait.... you're a Spaniard?
Well in that case:
GIVE BACK OLIVENÇA
IS OUR CLAY
@nerthos it was hilarious dude, look at the history of Portugal V Castile
It's the story of a bunch of scruffy peasants with sticks and stones beating the mango out of fancy-pants armoured knights of El-Rey.
AND DRIVING THEM BACK INTO THE INFANTA THAT BIRTHED THEM
Portugal had this awesome skill that was basically slowly capturing land, and once it was claimed they would never lose a fight in home territory.
Sadly Portugal also has a horrible streak of signing treaties and getting the short end of them
@nerthos Lol wut? they just beat us in the last fight we had, what with the men being led by a king that wasn't even 13 years old yet
In the olden' days it used to be like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota
NOW THAT WAS A FIGHT
@mushi they are not one bit related, Banana is an Wolof (african) word, Ananas is Latin
@tiffany I've agreed with him when he said his daughter was hot
@mushi it's really not, too many harsh vowels and not enough hard consonants
@mushi after the fall of the empire most "barbarians" had been made extinct, this was actually what caused the fall of the empire
Empires REQUIRE constant expansion, as soon as it stops it crumbles, it happend with the romans, with the mongols, the romans again, the british, the portuguese, the filthy stupid spaniards, and the french
@mushi SO DID EVERYONE TILL 300 YEARS AGO!
Lead based plumbing is still commonplace EVERYWHERE
@mushi they created basic plumbing, civil law, created most of the mining techniques still used TO THIS DAY.
Had the lowest civil unrest in Europe since the Mongols ruled Eurasia
and lest we forget the INFRASTRUCTURAL ENGINEERING OMG THE SIZE OF THE AMPHITHEATRES
I have no idea what Brazillian education tells you about the Romans
But they were papayaing baller man
@mushi neither did the Romans
@mushi your people are butchering prisoners and THE ROMANS are crazy?
Ananas comosus is the latin name of the plant, y'all kiwiing sugar peasants can't even Latin properly
even tho you have a place called Ananás https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anan%C3%A1s,_Tocantins
Holy Fluffle Puff, Aunt sent me a pick of the twins in the Tower of London each with a raven in their arm
papayaING BIRDS ARE ALMOST AS BIG AS THEY ARE
I mean I know they are only 4yo but god damn that's the biggest cherrying raven I've seen in my life
@tiffany I know that feel