Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)

  1. @thelastgherkin If I wanted to read about bad sex I'd read your Transformers fics

    Friday, 03-Jul-15 11:47:41 UTC from web in context
  2. I'm amazed that this place is still up and running. Not to say that's a bad thing, but rather something I hadn't expected. Good for it. Anyway, I've been on a bit of a book kick and have been having trouble getting any good suggestions for something. Preferably audiobooks as they're top notch for listening to while I work. If anyone has a suggestion, let me know. I just finished listening to the American Gods spin off, Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman. Just for reference.

    Friday, 03-Jul-15 10:46:17 UTC from web in context
  3. @redenchilada Real talk, text me on a free text thingy.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 17:28:44 UTC from web in context
  4. Finally I can play Shaq-Fu with the picture quality it deserves.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 17:07:55 UTC from Choqok Repeat of adiwan
  5. @scribus the only way to feel about 9/11 is to grapes 9/11

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 17:04:28 UTC from web in context
  6. @redenchilada Don't be a dole, Tim.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:51:54 UTC from web in context
  7. @redenchilada You better. Imma get you drunk.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:50:25 UTC from web in context
  8. @redenchilada acquire a free sms service you dumby

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:49:33 UTC from web in context
  9. @redenchilada But real talk, text me later and I will totally hang with you.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:47:05 UTC from web in context
  10. @redenchilada You remember that girl we met at Austin Park and Pizza? Totally dating her now.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:45:53 UTC from web in context
  11. @redenchilada bananas, maybe.

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:43:08 UTC from web in context
  12. @redenchilada Do you live in Austin again

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:30:46 UTC from web in context
  13. @soren #

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:09:51 UTC from web in context
  14. shots swigs http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/775961

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 16:03:07 UTC from web
  15. @soren shots then

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 15:59:09 UTC from web in context
  16. @soren I'm driving to Houston at 4pm but that's like six hours away

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 15:57:50 UTC from web in context
  17. More shots before noon? Yay or neigh

    Thursday, 11-Sep-14 15:46:39 UTC from web in context
  18. aight lmao ollie outie

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:13:36 UTC from web
  19. why does blocking people not hide them from the public this is something that should be basic

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:12:48 UTC from web in context
  20. @scribus It's a podcast in the style of old timey radio but with mad sick jokes

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:10:48 UTC from web in context
  21. @scribus listen to the thrilling adventure hour you'd like it

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:09:29 UTC from web in context
  22. @arctic0ares wow creepy AND racist A+ there buddy

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:08:36 UTC from web in context
  23. @redenchilada absolutely not thrift shopping

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:07:15 UTC from web in context
  24. @arctic0ares Don't be sorry 2 me be sorry 2 jesus

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:06:50 UTC from web in context
  25. @redenchilada I get uncomfortable when people I don't know make jokes about me ween

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:05:56 UTC from web in context
  26. @voxxxrebel don't put words in my mouth u buttmilk

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:05:31 UTC from web in context
  27. @redenchilada Tim I've been a memelord since always except now I have accepted my fate rather than living in a tortured meme free life but now I set the memes I am the memes

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:04:17 UTC from web in context
  28. @voxxxrebel I'm not

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:03:26 UTC from web in context
  29. @redenchilada slow down there macklemore

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 06:02:13 UTC from web in context
  30. @redenchilada don't act like you didn't follow the mandatory\ diet restrictions, Tim

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:59:57 UTC from web in context