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  1. How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?

    about 7 hours ago from web
  2. OK, sure, The Simpsons isn't exactly great anymore, but it's still better than almost anything else on broadcast TV. It really only sucks compared to its old self.

    about 8 hours ago from web
    • http://pny.lv/2vrwa

      about 16 hours ago from web
      • @normandy one of my friends pronounces HTML as "hitmall"

        about a day ago from shitposter.club
      • The Ten Commandments didn't come down until Moses. What, then, was Cain guilty of?

        about a day ago from web
      • Ha, one of my longest standing friends is turning full retard for the NRA on Facebook.

        about 2 days ago from web
      • I"ve had this little demon for a whole year now! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/869724

        about 2 days ago from web
        • Oh wow. I keep forgetting about this thing.

          about 2 days ago from web
        • People always bragging about their piercings, this gauge and that gauge... Yawn. Wake me up when you get a Phineas Gage.

          about 2 days ago from web
          • Hotel Wakanda

            about 2 days ago from web
          • So sick of social media, but the FOMO is strong in this one...

            about 2 days ago from web
            • WTF???

              about 2 days ago from web
              • You can Yabba Dabba, or you can Scooby Dooby, but either way you're gonna Doo.

                about 2 days ago from web
              • Nuke The Whales

                about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
              • To follow up on that; as much as I want strict gun control, I love guns. Ridiculous shootouts are my second-favorite action movie trope (my favorite is the prevalence of hilariously reckless car chases). I spend a lot of time just looking at and admiring different models. I would never fire one at another person, obviously, but it would be badass to just have some sitting on a wall.

                about 2 days ago from web
              • @pcachu @delores @vriska you can't shoot the dog, I've tried.

                about 2 days ago from shitposter.club
              • The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair

                about 2 days ago from web
              • Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?

                about 2 days ago from web
              • Is it morally acceptable to have a generally forgiving nature in a society that has been so permissive that the lay are a bunch of "me first and damn the consequences" crybabies?

                about 2 days ago from web
                • *looks at his stock portfolio* "Interesting, interesting... I don't know what is happening here."

                  about 3 days ago from web
                • 2 weeks ago I'm complaining that it's February and it isn't cold, now I'm FrankerZing that it's almost March and it's cold damnit!

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • "Plectrum?" Just say "pick," you pretentious SOB.

                    about 3 days ago from web
                    • the activists are heroes. the students and teachers who defended their colleagues with their lives are heroes. i sincerely ask the conspiracy theorists and detractors to go and apple themselves.

                      about 3 days ago from web
                    • one week and my post grad is over!

                      about 3 days ago from web
                      • Billy Graham died, it's gonna be a good day.

                        about 3 days ago from gnusocial.de
                      • Meet me at the battle rock.

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • A quick morning check in with Twitter and Facebook was a serious mistake.

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • 6 to 1 Russia, get cherryed Norway

                            about 3 days ago from shitposter.club
                          • Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636

                            about 3 days ago from web
                            • @kfist Don't write when drunk!

                              about 3 days ago from gs.smuglo.li