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  1. Today I lost an old friend. http://rainbowdash.net/url/873886

    about 3 days ago from web
  2. I made French Toast for dinner because I am a grown-ass man and also I have a very limited kitchen right now

    about 4 days ago from web
  3. Absolutely superb you funky little minecrafter http://rainbowdash.net/url/873881

    about 4 days ago from web
    • Man these look awesome http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873875

      about 4 days ago from web
    • Who's hyped for the Discord child grooming ring investigation?
      I bet it won't be too long until the entire thing goes under

      about 14 days ago from web
    • It's the first time in years I paid full price for a game. It's The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild for the Wii U.

      about 6 days ago from web
    • @rye I'm not a clown, moooom! I'm a juggalo!

      about 6 days ago from social.guizzyordi.info
    • New genie

      Old genie

      This thing got me seriously nostalgic. Probably gonna rewatch the old one real soon http://rainbowdash.net/url/873859

      about 6 days ago from web
    • and I think if I ever ran the owners would refuse to wipe my information out of spite

      about 6 days ago from web
    • haha Cow Tindr http://time.com/5526883/tinder-cows/ (Meat Grindr?)

      about 5 days ago from web
    • when trump says he's gonna lower your taxes, he actually means he's gonna hike them the Fluffle Puff up, hoo boy

      about 7 days ago from web
    • can't wait til his base files their taxes this year

      about 7 days ago from web
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      about 10 days ago from shigusegubu.club
    • After spending so long on SPC the 1000 character limit seems so small. I used to see it as quite big.

      Nowadays I'm used to writing >2k character posts quite often. Then again I did use to write 3-part posts here with relative regularity back in the day.

      Kinda miss those times honestly.

      about 8 days ago from web
      • I kinda wish there was an English news source from/about Brazil. There seems to be a LOT going on there which is cause for some ruckus with some of my Brazillian co-workers. Even though what is happening is like half a planet away and 'it' probably does not change anything if you are angry about it.

        That said I'd kinda like to know more in-detail stuff.

        about 9 days ago from web
      • Oh hoho, Elizabeth Warren might just be our first-ever not-actually Native American president~

        about 8 days ago from web
        • My head hurts, I think I need !caffeine.

          about 8 days ago from web
          • Racism is a horrible, horrible stain on our history as a state (and as a country), with one key difference. You can ignore stains, after a while. You can’t ignore our dark history, try as you might, for fear of repeating it eventually. Yet, if you’ve been paying attention to Virginia politics recently, it seems people are keen on re-writing our history to make it seem like racism isn’t something that was ever socially acceptable, when the horrible truth is that it wasn’t just acceptable, it was encouraged. In a state where lynchings were commonplace, segregation was legally and economically enforced, and whites were only allowed to marry whites (a distinction that was rare even in the South), you have to recognize that racism didn’t just disappear overnight in 1964. Governor Northam and Attorney General Herring both wore tasteless costumes thirty-five years ago. They’ve done so much for black (and Hispanic) Virginians since then. Their growth mirrors the growth of the state.

            about 12 days ago from web
          • Overheard at work:
            "Oh! I got a Viking!"
            "What's a Viking?"
            "The logo for my football team."
            "Which team?"

            Obviously, you're not a golfer. :p

            about 10 days ago from web
            • TidusLaughs10Hours.mov http://www.cracked.com/article_26187_man-dies-takes-24190-million-customers-crypto-with-him.html

              about 11 days ago from web
            • First night in my new apartment and as I go to bed all I can think is, I'm gonna be disoriented in the AM.

              about 11 days ago from web
              • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE

                about 13 days ago from web
                • So for whatever reasons, I've been eating a lot of pancakes lately. And it got me thinking - are you kept up with Lackadaisy, @Tiff?

                  about 13 days ago from web
                • there's not a website on the planet that hasn't been used for illicit activity shut up nerds

                  about 13 days ago from web
                • We had it good with old Skype

                  about 14 days ago from web
                  • I'm an adult now. I bought drapes.

                    about 14 days ago from web
                  • State Democrats keep on saying “this is so heartbreaking, he needs to resign, we cannot reconcile this photo with the man we know today” and it’s like, that should say something, right? If the photo doesn’t represent the man he is today, by your own admission, what’s the problem?

                    about 16 days ago from web
                  • Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

                    about 18 days ago from web
                  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdW3UJ7lQvU

                    about 18 days ago from web
                  • Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

                    about 18 days ago from web