1. Yesterday my mom burst into the room and demanded to know what I was hiding under my mattress. She wouldn't leave until I answered. Nervous, I lifted the corner of my mattress to reveal a few MLP figurines. She left without saying anything else. I think she thought I was hiding porn. PIMP --- Read more entries at:

    Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:32:43 UTC from web
    1. @mlpassion Hehe, that made me laugh. xD Seriously though, why does everypony hide things under the mattress, I have never ever done this. xD By this time, it'd be like the first place they'd look.

      Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:34:15 UTC from web
    2. @mlpassion Goddamn whod hide things under a matress? Its too predictable, in the past ive hidden things anywhere from trivial persuit boxes to dvd cases

      Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:37:29 UTC from web
      1. @purplephish20 @jinny Or maybe because it's so predictable, nopony would even think of looking there at all, reasoning it was just a waste of time! Then again, I guess that entry showed that hiding stuff under the mattress is still pretty dumb...

        Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:39:21 UTC from web
        1. @mlpassion Hehe that could be, hehe, at least somepony won't be getting beat over some ponies under their mattress. Well hopefully anyway. :3

          Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:44:27 UTC from web
      2. @purplephish20 Yeah, but you have to use the obvious ones so they can find something and stop looking.

        Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:39:33 UTC from web
        1. @colfax What do you mean "find something and stop looking"? Like... Give them something "not bad" to find but make it seem like u were hiding it? Just to stop them looking in the future?

          Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:41:28 UTC from web
          1. @purplephish20 Yeah, let them find an old playboy or something to make them feel like they accomplished something, then they leave you be.

            Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:42:16 UTC from web
            1. @colfax meh... We have the internet so playboys are out... All ive ever hidden is weed so i dont even know how to think...

              Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:44:01 UTC from web
              1. @purplephish20 I used to grab empty cigarette packs out of the trash and leave them where I'd know they'd look, kept them out of my regular stash... which was in the false bottoms of three desk drawers I made in woodshop in middle school.

                Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:45:54 UTC from web
              2. @purplephish20 This was before the internet...

                Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:46:49 UTC from web
                1. @colfax Those were the days, weren't they? ^^

                  Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:47:13 UTC from web
                  1. @jinny Bloody dark ages.

                    Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:47:27 UTC from web
                    1. @colfax Hehe, the good old days. ^^

                      Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:48:08 UTC from web
                  2. @jinny Before the internet??? I cant remember....

                    Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:49:12 UTC from web
                    1. @purplephish20 Those were the days. ^^ The milkman, mom cooking breakfast, picking up a dime store novel to read on a balmy summers day. ^^ Drinking lemonade, while an apple pie cools on the windowsill.

                      Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:50:31 UTC from web
                      1. @jinny Before the internet all i had were bond films and pokemon games

                        Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:52:19 UTC from web
                        1. @purplephish20 Hehe, that's not going back far enough. :3

                          Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:53:17 UTC from web
                        2. @purplephish20 supp

                          Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:53:26 UTC from web
          2. @purplephish20 @colfax Haha, wouldn't you ponies get beat like an old rug for something like that? xD

            Monday, 24-Oct-11 17:43:59 UTC from web