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I see space. Nice.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:01:05 UTC from web-
@flaxx The horror, the horror!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:01:52 UTC from web-
@nerthos Horror? But space is awesome! I mean, apart from the fact it would kill me instantly if I tried to hang out with.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:03:12 UTC from web-
@flaxx But... look at Dashie there, trying to escape from space's clutches!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:04:53 UTC from web-
@nerthos She's not trying to escape from space! Space is trying to escape from Rainbow Dash!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:05:31 UTC from web-
@flaxx Oh man, that makes so much sense! I can see it now! The light... it burns...
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:06:10 UTC from web-
@nerthos I can't believe you actually thought Rainbow Dash was trying to escape from something!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:07:18 UTC from web-
@flaxx Man... cupcakes... shipping fics... Dashie has lots of things to escape from!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:08:12 UTC from web-
@nerthos Bah! If those were even remotely realistic, she'd have used her rainbow bomb thingy on them years ago!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:11:52 UTC from web-
@flaxx True. Well, we can only wait until she finds the servers!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:12:49 UTC from web-
@nerthos Yep! And then... BOOM!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:13:14 UTC from web-
@flaxx I can't wait to see that xD
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:14:38 UTC from web-
@nerthos It's gonna be glorious.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:17:20 UTC from web-
@flaxx The drinks run on my account if that happens.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:19:08 UTC from web-
@nerthos Sweet! Wait, I don't drink. Bah.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:19:34 UTC from web-
@flaxx Then, you get to eat cake with the other non-drinking ponies, like me. The free drinks will be cancelled if carcino is around.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:21:36 UTC from web-
@nerthos Yay! Cake! I love cake! Cake is my favorite!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:22:41 UTC from web-
@flaxx I'll start baking, then!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:23:38 UTC from web-
@nerthos You'd better! Because when I eat cake, you need lots of it!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:25:15 UTC from web-
@flaxx We are kin, then. I'll bake LOTS of it! And when everypony else are drunk, we could put cake in their clothes and see them running in chaos!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:27:43 UTC from web-
@nerthos Yes! We could have cake war and throw cake at them! No wait, that's a bad idea. I'll just eat it instead. Because cake is best to eat.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:29:30 UTC from web-
@flaxx It doesn't matters! We'll have LOTS of cake!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:31:38 UTC from web-
@nerthos Oh. Well then! Get on with the baking! Damn it, this all makes me so hungry for cake. Someone should make up an excuse to eat cake more often.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:36:12 UTC from web-
@flaxx You can say it's a holy day and you're eating cake to honour a saint! Christian church has like ten thousands saints! Your family can't know about ALL of them!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:37:56 UTC from web-
@nerthos But everyone in my family (including me) are atheists. :/
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:39:47 UTC from web-
@flaxx It doesn't matters. I'm sort of an atheist too, but I use saints and gods to my advantage all the time.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:40:43 UTC from web-
@nerthos I seriously doubt anyone in my family would take me seriously if I said I ate cake to honor a saint or god.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:42:21 UTC from web-
@flaxx You can say you eat cake to honour cake, then. Or lord Nerevar.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:43:57 UTC from web-
@nerthos Hm... Yes. Yes I could. I bet my brother would agree to eat cake to honor the Tribunal. Now I just need to get my hand on some cake to eat...
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:47:01 UTC from web-
@flaxx Get a sock with a hole, and a stick with a nail, and go to a bakery!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:48:05 UTC from web-
@nerthos Wait what? Also, to get to the nearest bakery, I'd have to go 45 minutes by bus. I live in the middle of nowhere. :/
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:49:01 UTC from web-
@flaxx Steal a car first! Wait, what am I saying? Get some flour, sugar, eggs, butter, milk, chocolate and cream.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:50:23 UTC from web-
@nerthos You're telling me to make my own cake? But I'm lazy!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:53:17 UTC from web-
@flaxx Well, you can kidnap an old lady, then. Back to the illegal options!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:54:37 UTC from web-
@nerthos But the only even remotely old lady around here is my mom! And I can't kidnap her and make her bake cake for me!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:55:37 UTC from web-
@flaxx Why? You can wear an odd hat! And talk with a cowboy accent!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:56:48 UTC from web-
@nerthos But I don't want to kidnap my mom!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:57:56 UTC from web-
@flaxx Then you don't deserve the cake!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:58:44 UTC from web-
@nerthos Noooooooooo!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:02:45 UTC from web-
@flaxx You can kidnap her, or bake. There's no easy options.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:05:39 UTC from web-
@nerthos Damn it, why must it be such a hassle to get your hooves on some cake?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:07:01 UTC from web-
@flaxx Because it is one of the most prized items in all of equestria!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:09:28 UTC from web-
@nerthos Hm... Yes, that must be it. Damn it, if only Pinkie Pie lived here.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:11:24 UTC from web-
@flaxx If Pinkie Pie lived there, you would have died of sleep deprivation a good time ago. And she always eats all the cake before you can get close to it.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:12:44 UTC from web-
@nerthos I guess that's true. I'd have to distract her someway so I could eat the cake before her. And eh, who needs sleep anyway?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:14:24 UTC from web-
@flaxx Put a fake cake, more tasty looking, in the other corner of the room!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:16:16 UTC from web-
@nerthos But then I'd have to get my hooves on one of those! Bah. I give up. No cake for me.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:17:01 UTC from web-
@flaxx You can always convince "Those red ponies" to give you cake.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:18:09 UTC from web-
@nerthos What red ponies?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:20:00 UTC from web-
@flaxx You know... mastertdi and the pickle.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:21:05 UTC from web-
@nerthos They have cake?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:22:27 UTC from web-
@flaxx I'm pretty sure they'll get some, if you put it as a requirement. But that could be considered prostitution, now that I think of it. Oh, well. >inb4 this conversation becomes creepy innuendo.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:24:28 UTC from web-
@nerthos What exactly are you talking about?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:25:30 UTC from web-
@flaxx You know... "no dick jokes until I get some cake" and they'll get some cake for you.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:27:31 UTC from web-
@nerthos And since when do they listen to me?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:28:46 UTC from web-
@flaxx And since when you restrain from playing with them until they listen to you?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:29:51 UTC from web-
@nerthos Oh please, as if they care about how I respond to their... whatever you want to call it.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:32:32 UTC from web-
@flaxx Dirty play! You need to put your pants on, and ask for payment! Or just play, whatever you want to do xD
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:34:03 UTC from web-
@nerthos On a related note, I'm lying in bed now, with only underwear on. >.> No red ponies in sight, though.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:35:21 UTC from web-
@flaxx See? You're perfectly fit for baking cake!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:36:22 UTC from web-
@nerthos I... am?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:37:08 UTC from web-
@flaxx Yes! If you're only wearing underwear, you can put an apron and be a sexy cook like in those movies!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:39:07 UTC from web-
@nerthos But... I'm male. The sexy cooks in those movies are always female. :/
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:40:07 UTC from web-
@flaxx It doesn't matters, just put some dirt on the windows, so whoever looks inside thinks you're female!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:40:55 UTC from web-
@nerthos And how, exactly, does this get me cake?
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:43:41 UTC from web-
@flaxx You're baking it, but you don't know because you're too immersed on the "sexy cook" role! But of course, now that you know, it doesn't work anymore.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:45:42 UTC from web-
@nerthos So... Your plan was to make me think about the sexy cook role so much that I forgot about the fact I'm actually baking cake? Your logic confuses me.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:49:17 UTC from web
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@nerthos Yeah... you're trying just a bit too hard, you're at about 11 and you need to dial it back to about a 6.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:47:06 UTC from web-
@colfax Six cakes instead of 11? That means I need to bake really big cakes.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:48:38 UTC from web
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@flaxx I don't know what movies you've been watching but I've seen plenty of dudes covered in chocolate icing.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:49:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark You're watching the wrong movies.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:50:20 UTC from web-
@nerthos YOU'RE ALL SEXIST. MEN HAVE THE SAME RIGHT TO BAKE CAKES AS WOMEN
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:50:57 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark YES, BUT NOT IN MOVIES! IN MOVIES THAT ROLE BELONGS TO OLD LADIES!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:52:18 UTC from web
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@ceruleanspark I... don't think I've seen any movies with that. And I prefer not to make it reality either. >.>
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 16:53:01 UTC from web
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@thesinistergreydragon412 SPACE EVERYWHERE
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:02:40 UTC from web -
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:02:59 UTC from web
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@shori It makes me sad to know I'll never get to see outer space in person. ;_;
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:03:40 UTC from web-
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:08:01 UTC from web
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@shori Yeah... Oh well, I guess all we can do is hope science will hurry up and make space travel available for us regular ponies.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:09:54 UTC from web
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Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:04:15 UTC from web
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@thesinistergreydragon412 Man, in space, you simply explode.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:09:53 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 I will? OUT OF MY WAY, I'M GOING TO SPACE
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:12:20 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 I'm not going to space anyway xD too much nothing around.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:16:10 UTC from web -
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:17:26 UTC from web
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@thesinistergreydragon412 The only reason for wich I would go to space, is to install an orbital cannon. That single thing would allow me to take control over everything.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:18:14 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 I can burn the çground over them, frying them to death in half a second.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:20:28 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 They can't dig deep enough. There's sylex and then molten nikel.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:22:57 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 It doesn't matter. Ever heard of plasma? even if they have a bunker, they can't survive the heat.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:26:47 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 Plasma works by making gases like air volatile by an electric pulse. So, if the bunker has any non-noble gas inside, they'll burn.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:30:04 UTC from web-
@nerthos science!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:31:03 UTC from web-
@mushi Science is fun :D I like plasma and railguns!
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:33:13 UTC from web-
i feel like laking in subject today
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:35:16 UTC from web
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@thesinistergreydragon412 If they can breathe helium, they'll be fine.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:32:42 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 Then, they'll die.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:34:48 UTC from web -
@thesinistergreydragon412 Don't worry, I have plasma magic to make them die.
Thursday, 22-Dec-11 15:39:12 UTC from web
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