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The Cabal has arrived.
Monday, 04-Apr-11 23:23:56 UTC from web-
@thatonepony You wake up in a supermarket, completely devoid of life apart from yourself. There's a chicken lying next to you, still asleep, and you find a note pinned to your shirt that says "Here's the chicken I promised you. Good luck." What do you do?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:30:38 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You still wear your pants, although there is a tear at the bottom of the left leg.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:32:23 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You swear to the powers that be that you shall never again intake alcohol, right before you walk into the liquor aisle. What a full selection they have!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:34:36 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You mix four horsemen, and start searching for the appliance section. Looking behind you you notice the chicken has woken up and is trailing behind you.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:37:27 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You name the chicken Teto and continue searching for the appliances. Finally you come across what you seek!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:39:43 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You ask Teto if he's seen an industrial quality knife while you search for one. He tilts his head at you and squawks quizzically. You finally spot one such knife in a glass counter.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:43:01 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You break open the glass countertop with a meat tenderizer to retrieve the knife.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:45:04 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Teto stares at you oddly for a second, then tentatively flutterjumps up onto your forearm, posing somewhat like a falcon
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:46:55 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Teto clucks happily at the compliment, and you start walking for the entrance. You can hear the faint wail of an ambulance in the distance.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:48:37 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Tucking the knife into your waistband, you grab some supplies and a small messenger bag to carry them in. You arrive at the entrance, but it's blocked by a wrecked car!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:54:57 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You curse at the unknown causer of this blockage, and look for another way out. However the search proves fruitless. Teto squawks at the sight of a murder of crows flying by the windows of the store.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:57:46 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Teto clucks softly at your reassuring tone. Glancing around, you spy a pile of bricks with a big fancy SALE! sign pointing at them. How lucky!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 08:00:29 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You set Teto on a nearby checkout counter and approach the pile of bricks. Cracking your knuckles you try to lift the whole pile, and almost fall over when the entire pile lifts off the floor as if it were plastic! You throw the pile of bricks at the window, shattering it into many pieces.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 08:06:15 UTC from web -
@thatonepony You grunt in a manly fashion, gaining a +1 to your toughness, and call out to Teto who jumps back on to your arm, gaining +1 loyalty. Finally outside of the store, you instantly notice that every car you can see has been wrecked. The wail of the ambulance has gotten louder.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 08:09:29 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Haha, that's fine with me! Kudos on the awesome chicken name by the way
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 08:26:48 UTC from web -
@thatonepony That's a good rule to live by.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 08:29:01 UTC from web
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