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This is silly.
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@seatwood OMG you did it!
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@jojoax Obviously. :b
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@thatonepony You and @nerthos made me. I'm practically your son.
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@seatwood WHAT? I'M A FATHER? BRB, deleting all the evidence.
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@nerthos I AM THE EVIDENCE.
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@seatwood BRB, burning you.
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@nerthos You'll have to beat me in a duel first!
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@seatwood ... Do you really think making two Eastwoods duel would be a good idea? We'll probably kill RDN.
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@nerthos Oh. That's right. Still not letting you burn me.
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@seatwood Can I hide you in a storage room then?
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@nerthos You may not.
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@seatwood Blood and damnation!
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@nerthos You go hide in a storage room!
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@seatwood But then who will run this family!
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@nerthos Someone who /doesn't/ want to put their son in a storage room?
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@seatwood Hey! You were the one who didn't want to burn!
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@nerthos A dad should also not want to burn their son.
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@seatwood But I want to be a free Eastwood! Anyway, how can you even be sure that I'm your father? You don't even have bloot to test DNA. You're a chair. How is that even possible.
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@nerthos You made the avatar which is me, therefore you are the father. Or mother. You'll have to sort that out with @thatonepony.
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@seatwood I claim father!
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@seatwood Also, I made you out of thin chair. I am not your father. I am your GOD.
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@nerthos Aw noooooooo
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@seatwood Aw yeessss.
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@nerthos We have some serious issues here.
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@seatwood Yes. Witchcraft issues. How could I create such a thing.
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@nerthos That's not a very nice thing to say.
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@seatwood Yeah. Witchcraft is a pretty rude word.
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@nerthos That's... not exactly the part I was talking about.
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@seatwood Chair psychology is such a weird thing.
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@nerthos You'd better learn it if we're going to live together.
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@seatwood But I'm just a poor carpenter! I ain't doin' such hard things.
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@nerthos THEN WHY DID YOU CREATE ME
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@seatwood ... DINKELWOOD!
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@nerthos That's your answer for everything.
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@seatwood It's because Dinkelwood is behind everything evil!
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@nerthos Then do something about him!
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@seatwood What do you want me to do? I'm just a carpenter, you're the gunslinging chair!
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@nerthos You're a gunslinging carpenter!
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@seatwood BUT WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE CARPENTER TOOLS
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@thatonepony Definitely #wincest
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@thatonepony BUT THEN HOW WILL I BE A FREE MAN?
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@thatonepony I don't know where you get all these silly "nerthos can shapeshift into a woman" ideas.
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@thatonepony Yes.
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@thatonepony No, I am the allpowerful creator. Or the carpenter.
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@thatonepony You should've prepared for this!
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@thatonepony Impossible!
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