1. Good morning! # My thoughts seconds after waking up were this in order: A> Princess Celest[plot]. B> "Plow the !plot." C> Twilight taste-testing the teacher. D> WHAT THE WHAT I DON'T HAVE A PRINCESS FETISH WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I ALSO DON'T HAVE A THING FOR GODDESS PEGA-CORNS OR AT LEAST I DIDN'T IN THE PAST AAAA. OR MARES IN GENERAL. I THINK. I HOPE. AAAAAAAAA THAT'S EVEN WORSE E> Apparently, joining the League of Unicorns gradually converts one's soul into a unicorn as well. That should have been in big red letters somewhere on the page when I signed up. I have finally BECOME !Oatmeal ...

    Saturday, 21-May-11 12:36:27 UTC from web
    1. @retl I'm not sure I understand, and I'm not sure I want to either.

      Saturday, 21-May-11 12:39:38 UTC from web
      1. @earflaps A> I don't completely understand, but it made perfect sense waking up. B> You *don't* want to understand... Unless you've already been corrupted as well. In which case JOIN US.

        Saturday, 21-May-11 12:42:15 UTC from web
        1. @retl Yeeeaaaah... nope. I'm fine with shipping and all but I simply refuse to go any further than that. I can occasionally stand clopfics too, but not too often.

          Saturday, 21-May-11 12:44:55 UTC from web
          1. @earflaps So wait you do understand and don't want to JOIN US or you don't understand and you do want to JOIN US or you don't understand and don't want to JOIN US by connotative negation or you do want to JOIN US and you do understand and I misinterpreted the use of negation and tone of text entirely? I kinda get shipping, but I don't really "get" it because apparently one time I stepped into a place where they took shipping like reaaaaaaaally seriously and that was kinda creepy.

            Saturday, 21-May-11 12:54:08 UTC from web
            1. @retl It wasn't the shipping that was creepy. That's fine by me. It was people threatening to harm other real people over it. *That* was creepy.

              Saturday, 21-May-11 12:54:41 UTC from web
            2. @retl Yeah, I'm confused as hell right now. I think we should change the subject before my brain melts.

              Saturday, 21-May-11 12:57:47 UTC from web
              1. @earflaps Pinkie Pie is awesome!

                Saturday, 21-May-11 12:59:10 UTC from web