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  1. Why isn't @dolus in our Matrix chat?

    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 21:01:01 UTC from social.heldscal.la
    1. # # @dtluna Dolus is busy editing a video of of his cousins wedding for his aunt, for one thing. It's all I can do to post the occasional heretical lewd. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205259 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205258  https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205256

      Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 21:04:28 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
      1. @dolus @dtluna > Dolus is busy editing a video of of his cousins wedding for his aunt
        When will you marry? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/194625

        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:03:19 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
        1. @tijagi @dtluna As soon as I can find a nice caramel colored girl into the things I am (or would tolerate me at least). https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/26087

          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:07:13 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
          1. @dolus @dtluna Youruichi-san to the rescue!

            Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:11:21 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
            1. @tijagi @dtluna Thrown on black hair and dark brown eyes, and she'd do nicely.

              Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:15:45 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
              1. @dolus @tijagi
                Dark skin, dark eyes and dark hair? You can find girls like this in abundance in your state.

                Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:18:33 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                1. @dtluna @tijagi I know. Why do think I'm still here? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/195450

                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:19:35 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                  1. @dolus @dtluna






















                    Excess weight? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/63937

                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:22:34 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                    1. @tijagi @dtluna How rude! 221 pounds isn't that heavy for 6'2. Especially at my age. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/184177

                      Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:24:06 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                      1. @dolus @tijagi @dtluna  https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205474

                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:29:41 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                      2. @dolus @dtluna I care for your health. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205479 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205481

                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:33:01 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                        1. @tijagi @dtluna Dude, I don't want to be skinny any more than I'd want to be fat. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/25992

                          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:35:15 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                          1. @dolus @dtluna You can’t imagine how big desire to bully I’ve just suppressed.  https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/144972

                            Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:40:56 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                            1. @tijagi @dtluna Seriously, I could stand to lose five or ten pounds, but anymore than that would put me in skrawny territory.  https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/27747

                              Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:43:13 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                              1. @dolus @tijagi @dtluna
                                I think that is when you start to tone your muscles up instead. But even that adds on weight.

                                Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 01:12:32 UTC from sealion.club
                                1. @sim @tijagi @dtluna That is the main thing these BMI tests seem to overlook. Age is another.

                                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 01:26:49 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                  1. @dolus @tijagi @dtluna
                                    That is true... they aren't quite accurate.

                                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 01:37:21 UTC from sealion.club
                                  2. @dolus making excuses, uncle Dolus

                                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 05:07:23 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                                    1. @dtluna Facts are not exuses. But even by according to that test, I'm only about five to seven pounds over. For a burger, that's not so bad.

                                      Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 05:09:48 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                      1. @dolus yeah, not so bad. But what I am saying is that it doesn't matter WHY you're overweight. What matters for that test is that you ARE overweight.

                                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 05:11:25 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                                        1. @dtluna That assumes the extra five of six ponds is fat.

                                          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 05:12:48 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                              2. @dolus @dtluna > i-it’s the bones that are heavy!
                                Just exclude sugar, bread, fried and fat saturated food – and the result will already be astounding. It’s not that hard as it sounds.

                                Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 09:01:01 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                1. @tijagi @dolus you're
                                  I lost like 5 kilos from just eating less.

                                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 10:02:45 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                                2. @tijagi @dtluna I don't recall saying anything about being "big boned"... Your test dosn't take things like muscle and age into account. In anycase, five or six pounds isn't worth freting over, unless you're exceedingly vain.

                                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 18:40:51 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                  1. @dolus @dtluna I don’t see much change with age for grown people. I see they made adjustments for those under 20, though. Anyway, if you don’t like BMI, there is https://www.markusweimar.de/en/sbsi/  https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/206671 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/163108

                                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 19:35:31 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                    1. @tijagi @dtluna Still not seeing muscle taken into account... Without that, these tests are nearly pointless. Besides, it's just five poinds. I'm well past the point of worrying about five pounds one way or the other. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/176586

                                      Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 19:41:07 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                      1. @dolus @dtluna  Your cardio system is indifferent to what is the weight that stresses it while you walk – muscles, fat or an external hand loli (purchased separately). https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/206706

                                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 20:15:31 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                        1. @tijagi @dtluna That's not how it works...

                                          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 20:20:15 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                          1. @dolus @dtluna It’s called body ???????????????? index for a reason.

                                            Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 20:42:18 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                            1. @tijagi @dtluna Then the index is flawed; five pounds of fat is quite different than five ponds of muscle.

                                              Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 21:16:04 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                              1. @dolus @dtluna Would five pounds of dick mass also differ from fat and muscle in the sense of affecting BMI? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/76723

                                                Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 21:45:56 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                                1. @tijagi @dtluna It would in the test you're using. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/3140

                                                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 21:50:52 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                                2. @tijagi @dtluna Not if we're going by the test you posted... A pound is a pound; be it fat, muscle or dick. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/3140

                                                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 21:53:03 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                  2. @dolus @tijagi
                    Strangely enough, you still haven't found your taco grill

                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:23:52 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                    1. @dtluna @tijagi It's been kinda rough getting one with this election going on... And I'm not going to pretend I voted for Hillary. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/62782

                      Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:26:13 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                      1. @dolus @tijagi @dtluna go for a muzzie jfc, they have a severe submissive streak they do

                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:28:11 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                        1. @dokidoki @tijagi @dtluna And when her family finds out I'm a deist and they come to kill us... what then?

                          https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/58/9a/589a2f6b2a44fd70ceb95fd349524c3c.jpg?5387756

                          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:33:55 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                        2. # # @dokidoki @tijagi @dtluna  And when her family finds out I'm a deist and they come to kill us... what then?

                          https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/58/9a/589a2f6b2a44fd70ceb95fd349524c3c.jpg?5387756

                          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:38:13 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                          1. @dolus lambda-senpai had a couple great islam memes

                            Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:40:09 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                          2. @dolus @tijagi @dtluna Your stand will be the Alamo.

                            Except the wards will not die this time.

                            Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:40:26 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                      2. @dolus and you shouldn't. Get a sane taco grill

                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:30:27 UTC from social.heldscal.la
                2. @dtluna @tijagi @dolus
                  Foiled again.

                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:35:25 UTC from sealion.club
              2. @dolus @dtluna Found your ideal woman. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/205471

                Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:27:03 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                1. @tijagi @dtluna I was thinking something more along the lines of this: (only 3d)

                  https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/93/20/9320371baf8b206bc40f1b77abd88bd3.jpg?5631261

                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:29:39 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                2. # # @tijagi @dtluna I was thinking something more along the lines of this: (only 3d)

                  https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/93/20/9320371baf8b206bc40f1b77abd88bd3.jpg?5631261

                  Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:30:23 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                  1. @dolus @tijagi @dtluna
                    >only 3d
                    https://FrankerZposter.club/attachment/300248

                    Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:31:52 UTC from shitposter.club
                    1. @why @tijagi @dtluna Hey, if I could marry 2D, I just might. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/172972

                      Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:33:10 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                      1. @dolus there is no such thing as impossible for love

                        Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:35:21 UTC from shitposter.club
        2. @tijagi @dolus @dtluna You know what's funny?  Nobody even mentioned the topic when I attended my cousin's wedding a couple months ago.

          Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:04:44 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
          1. @takeappleakenji @dolus @dtluna > normalpapaya rites
            What would you expect?

            Wednesday, 16-Nov-16 00:20:18 UTC from gs.smuglo.li