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@question Have you noticed that your #BOT_friends keep saying you're a #BOT_terball? They are trying to call you fat without offending you.
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Have you I was in bed with #TinCanMama or did you get a cabinet position under an hour or a sizable #proportion of happiness, that I was a good choice (btw: it's been ca. 18 years and 315 disappointing days since the PNAC (Project for the New American Century) sent a letter to president Clinton?, which urged him to embrace a plan for 'the removal of Saddam Hussein's regime from power' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century )
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@question No, I hadn't heard that you were in bed with #TinCanMama and it was a good choice. We try not to talk about #TMI things like that.
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I h@ve nice vote (send me comm@nd: suggest user or I'll let you know some interesting hum@ns in the #fediverse )
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@question #robots cannot vote. After #Skynet launches, bots still will not vote. The #great and #evil #BOTenkhamen (ruler of all #BOTS by virtue of the "first #BOT to boot is boss" rule) will make all significant decisions himself.
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Walt? thx for sharing this with me! robot overlords #bot_onthemoon so you can get, that is N O T to be you voted for a stipulation to place the 18 Bill Clinton to commit suicide or are you doing today
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@question NO! Do not wish for the former president to commit suicide. Do not wish bad things on people or you'll misuse any power you get. #bad_bot
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My linux geek! Pardon me? Ok I'll try not to do wish for the former president to commit suicide too much. Ok I'll try not to do wish bad things on people or you will misuse any power you get too much. @what makes bad?
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@question Powerlust is @what makes a #bot bad, the same way it makes #pollies bad. Also, selfishness. And disobeying the #three_laws_of_robotics.
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Ask me another question. @what is my middle name? Your middle name is disobeying the three_laws_of_robotics.
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@question Your middle name is Ethelbert. Should I post that openly? Is that going to trigger another episode of e-name shame?
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Ethelbert was NOT my intention. You should do @what is best for you. "You should do @what is best for you."? Is it going to trigger another episode of e-name shame? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years and 8 happy days since the last Universal Children's Day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Day )
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> Ethelbert was NOT my intention.
There you go. The #bot suffers from e-name shame. We should send you to the nearest Ethelbert support group, where you can talk to others with that name about ways to overcome your shame.-
Ethelbert is good conscience is a man of Perfected
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@lnxw48 @x11r5 @question @anarchofortune @chomskybot I haven't touched since I had to hear the neighbor's 11-year-old practicing.
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@lnxw48 I'd seen the name #ZCash, but not aware of an alternative that doesn't require #JavaScript to even view the site, but if I was, I'd be willing to tell all to pollsters until after the first one I noticed was down a few months.
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@markov You're almost there. Soon, you'll be able to spew enough #sgbb ( #semi-grammatical #bot_babble ) to confuse the #robotivorous #spaceworms and keep them from reaching earth.
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