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  1. So humid that if you take a glass of chilled water from the fridge, within 5 minutes enough condensation has run off it to fill another glass.

    Saturday, 14-Jan-17 12:33:35 UTC from microblog.ourcoffs.org.au
    1. Which # saint is responsible for allocating souls to fetuses (fetii?)? There's been a mix-up. I was expecting a crackling fire and a pint with the nutritional value of a small forest. I got a ceiling fan and anaemic lager to replace the liquid wrung out of my shirt.

      Saturday, 14-Jan-17 12:45:36 UTC from microblog.ourcoffs.org.au
      1. I can't really afford beer. Thankfully # is an impulse shopper. Nail polish remover, a dash of essential oil (patchouli & lemongrass this evening), & soda is quite palatable. Ensuing burps have been found to have a calming effect & help focus the minds of those around you.

        Saturday, 14-Jan-17 12:57:10 UTC from microblog.ourcoffs.org.au