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  1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

    Males account for over 80% of all lightning fatalities since 1995. Celestia, why do your weather ponies hate males so much? http://t.co/hmE3WKU #

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-11 03:34:34 UTC from web
    1. GentleGiant GentleGiant

      @roygbiv notice how there aren't many Colts in Ponyville...

      Wednesday, 29-Jun-11 03:37:43 UTC from web
      1. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

        @gentlegiant My theory on that is most males are taken to Canterlot and other big cities due to a low male birth rate to be raised there as little more than studs... Thus why they puff themselves up to seem more important, because they're little more than sperm doners in the big city. Well, unless Celestia sees them... Then they get 'chosen' to live in her harem.

        Wednesday, 29-Jun-11 03:40:56 UTC from web
        1. GentleGiant GentleGiant

          @roygbiv A radical look on that. I LIKE IT. wait, why hasn't Big Macintosh been chosen then?

          Wednesday, 29-Jun-11 03:42:38 UTC from web
    2. Roy G. Biv Roy G. Biv

      @h0mfr0g She has, and he scares her. He is 'Big Mac, after all... "Thread by thread, stitching it together..."

      Wednesday, 29-Jun-11 03:51:23 UTC from web