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How to get top comment on a video: step 1, find a video of an episode of mlp, step 2: comment "like this comment if you watch my little pony" step 3: Wait.
Monday, 28-Oct-13 06:11:30 UTC from web-
@flutterguyemokid Once in 7th grade this kid in my class tried to hit on me by telling me that he was going to be a famous youtuber and that he always got the top comments on videos. He was really proud of it
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@sofia I wish I had a son like that. (Mostly because then I could skip ageneration and leave my whole inheritance to grandsons)
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@sofia haha wooooow newsflash for him: you're not a famous youtuber if you get top comment alot -_- he needs to get a nice high five. in the face. lol
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@nerthos IDK he's really short he probably has a teeny weenie are you sure you want that reputation
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@sofia That's good. Since I'm 1.84 I could just say he's not my son and scratch him off family records. Win-win situation!
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@flutterguyemokid I hear he's pretty successful now though so....? Should've snagged him while I had the chance tbh
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@nerthos Rock on!
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@sofia haha its okay
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@sofia I love neglecting my children!
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@flutterguyemokid He's pretty swaggin' as the kids say : )
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@nerthos It's the best!
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@sofia haha naaaa kids don't say that anymore....well the hipster ones do :#
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@sofia Parenthood is for tools
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@flutterguyemokid :#
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@nerthos Hey....my dad's a parent....:/
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@sofia :P pretend i didnt say :# lol
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@sofia So is mine. It's a confusing world we live in.
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@flutterguyemokid It's too late. It's on the internet forever, now. This is what your health class warned you about
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@nerthos Recent surveys have shown that hammers are the best parents, followed closely by Philips head screwdrivers. Shears are the worst parents.
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@sofia D: wait....health class? lol
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@flutterguyemokid What's the equivalent of pastoral care in your country
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@flamingpandaomg what about knives?
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@flutterguyemokid They're so-so.
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@sofia hmm not sure...
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@nerthos That's our nerthos! [studio audience starts laughing]
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@flutterguyemokid I see
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@sofia Thanks, I'll be here all week
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@nerthos The studio audience can't stop laughing. Help
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@sofia Call in security, we have a situation here.
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@sofia Also bring in some of these http://ur1.ca/fy6u2
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@nerthos People are dropping like flies. They've run out of air
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@sofia Get the trucks ready. Our contacts at the medicine school are getting a generous "donation" tonight.
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@nerthos Please come save us
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@nerthos Oh god
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@sofia This wasn't in my contract!
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@nerthos Did you read the fine print?
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@sofia Yes. It mostly described what to do in case of satanic posession. There was also something about not microwaving bagels past 12am
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@nerthos Damn.
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@sofia I know. Bagels aren't quite as good when cold.
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@nerthos Very true. They just become soggy donuts.
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@sofia And with that thought, I silently weep.
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@nerthos There, there.
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@sofia So sad
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@nerthos Cheer up. I'll get you some bagels.
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@sofia You're a true friend
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@nerthos I know I am.
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@sofia You deserve a prize
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@nerthos Well, where is it, huh?
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@sofia The mafia took it. They control international mail and consider themselves great friends even though they litter.
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@nerthos God Fluffle Puffing damn it I knew I shouldn't have trusted those grapes.
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@sofia We should shoot Corleone's son. That'll teach them.
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@nerthos Great idea, boss.
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@nerthos Is that macklemore?
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@sofia No, that's the judge of the supreme court
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@nerthos ....So Macklemore.
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@sofia Macklemore didn't die in a trift shop for this
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@nerthos How much more must we mackle?!
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@sofia You must Mackle-more.
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@anarchycarcino Tears of a rapper.
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@sofia A damn lot
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@nerthos FrankerZ
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@sofia Life's rough
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@nerthos True :(
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