Doctor, just Doctor (doctorhooves)

Doctor, just Doctor

What is the average life span of a pony anyway?

Doctor, just Doctor Rainbow Dash

@rainbowdash Yes, sorry. I accidently added an extra 0. Clumsy hooves. I did in fact mean a century.

Doctor, just Doctor Marissa

Oh, uh, OK. If that what you want @moonprincess . I shall try not to pry. But must have been really something to actually go and timelock it. Not that I'm asking of course. I'm sure it would be quit the story. Not that I'm prying...

Doctor, just Doctor Everypony's Mama

@draggle What? Oh, yes. I suppose it was.

Doctor, just Doctor

Well I have had the most fascinating day. Yesterday I did a bit of reading at Twilights on the history of Equestria and came across a gap in the history books. The gap took place about a century ago. So I decided to go pay that particular era a visit and found it completely blocked. Most perplexing. Does anybod-... anypony know what could have been happening around a 1000 years ago?

Doctor, just Doctor Twilight Sparkle

@twilight Thanks for letting me use the library. I just finished the last book. The history books are fantastic, but you seem to be missing a chunk of time from around a century ago. Ah well. Let me know if you get any new releases.

Doctor, just Doctor Sydney

@pinkiepie Oatmeal? Your consulting oatmeal? Oatmeal? I mean, I have spoken with the the Great Slime Princess of Viscous and her 300 prophets, but they were more like grits. Oatmeal?

Doctor, just Doctor Twilight Sparkle

@twilight Brilliant! I thank you whole heartedly you brilliant pony. I shall let myself in if thats OK. I hope it's OK. Cause I'm already inside now.

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I'm going to be honest here @applebloomsarepetalknives. I am not very good at remembering other peoples relationships. I'm not event sure about my own. I think I'm technically married right now, but it may not count.

Doctor, just Doctor Twilight Sparkle

Fair enough @twilight. Now about the chance of using the library...

Doctor, just Doctor Sydney

@pinkiepie Twilight and Big Red becoming a couple. I think they are a couple. Are they? Now I that I think about it no one said couple. Huh... a party may not be in order here. Further inquiries are required.

Doctor, just Doctor A pony with no friends C:

Well they can't get in so it's fine @epictwo.

Doctor, just Doctor

Well thats wonderful @applebloomsarepetalknives. I assume Pinkie has already planned a party to celebrate.

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Twilight and the big red fellow? I never would have guessed @applebloomsarepetalknives. I always thought he was... welllll... anyway thats great. Good for them. I will be sure to ask next time I see either of them.

Doctor, just Doctor

Does anypony know if Twilight ever opens the library as a library? I would very much like to go and have a good read. But the place is always closed. What good is a library you can't get into? Books really do like being read. Trust me, I asked.

Doctor, just Doctor A pony with no friends C:

Good afternoon @epictwo.

Doctor, just Doctor babadingldoo

Sadly I don't have much say in the matter @babadingldoo . If I did I would have been a ginger. Though being a dragon does seem like it could be entertaining. Though I think that if I were too big I would have trouble getting in and out of the TARDIS.

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I must say that at this point the thing I miss most about my, hrmm, "previous" form is not my fingers. Though I do miss them terribly. What I miss most are my pockets. Pockets. I have no pockets. Saddle bags are fine and all, but they just can't compete the with simple elegance of pockets.

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Equestria is filled with so many brilliant creatures! It's amazing! Hydras, phoenixes, DRAGONS! Not to mention the animal incarnations of the Ursas! What an amazing land this is. A biologist could spend an eternity trying to figure everything out. Though I do have to admit that natures inability to take care of itself is a bit dis-concerning...

Doctor, just Doctor Sydney

@pinkiepie I would be honored.

Doctor, just Doctor A pony with no friends C:

@epictwo I will just let everyone in the back door.

Doctor, just Doctor Scott Wolfgang.

@halfheart Notes on mass drivers? Sure, I have a book about it somewhere around here. I remember making one for a school project. Only mine had particles smashing into one another at multiple points in time simultaneously. I think I got a C on that one.

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Ok, it seems that you ponies are set on having a party in the TARDIS. Fine. It would be better to be there to supervise anyway. And I do have that huge ballroom that has been all but unused. Just let me 'park' it.

Doctor, just Doctor Eric

@loak I have no idea what you are talking about. But if there were a show about a hansome, brilliant, dashing, funny, brave, brilliant, chrismatic, and brilliant time travelling alien, I am sure it would be, uh, the word in on the tip of my tounge. It starts with a 'b'...

Doctor, just Doctor Scott Wolfgang.

@halfheart What? Why would... what? Don't do that. The universe has enough holes. Also you are going need something much bigger then a mass driver...

Doctor, just Doctor A pony with no friends C:

@epictwo No TARDIS party I'm afraid. Can't risk it.

Doctor, just Doctor Scott Wolfgang.

@halfheart Hello halfheart. How are you on this fine night that the lovely Luna has so graciously brought fourth?

Doctor, just Doctor Laurent

@vivthefeline That is something I have had to adjust since I gained extra legs. The secret is in these flexible pony lips.

Doctor, just Doctor A pony with no friends C:

@epictwo No parties in the TARDIS I'm afraid. I don't know if she could handle it. You ponies sure can party. The only race I have ever seen who could party as hard as ponies are the Carousing from Shindigia. And they are a race of talking party hats.

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So I have been reading quite a few of these so called 'fan fictions' of me and I must say they are all simply brilliant.