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Changed my tires today. Because my father used a pneumatic drill last time I had a hard time loosening the screws. I had to literally stand on the wrench to have enough force to get over the friction.
Sunday, 08-Nov-20 14:12:12 UTC from web-
@adiwan Eh, it's California. It's a local gag that you can surf in the morning, and ski in the afternoon. Or vice-versa.
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@scribus I could do that too but the North Sea is toooo damn cold haha I don't know if the indoor skiing halls are open in Summer.... The mountains near me are not tall enough for snow all year around. I would need to drive to the Alps and it takes about 8 hours to get from where I live. But it isn't worth the time and gas.
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@adiwan Ah, yeah, it's not a year-round snow, here. Maybe further north, yeah, but then the surf becomes a different story, lol.
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I wish Twitter would just ban all Congress members already so the establishment media will stop complaining about them "interfering" with false and violent information
Sunday, 08-Nov-20 07:55:16 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thismightbeauser I mean, how did cherrypost Central replace the Roman Forum, anyway??
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Day 1 in Biden’s America: the batcaveing vending machine still doesn’t work. I hate this country.
Sunday, 08-Nov-20 04:23:56 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Thanks, Obama
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Almost gotta respect how many times CNN can publish "BREAKING: We Still Don't Know!" like being told on Wednesday that it could take until Friday or longer didn't already inform us of things like "We don't know yet, and it will take time to count."
Saturday, 07-Nov-20 15:42:10 UTC from web-
@adiwan I suspect his talk about "being so embarrassed that he leaves the country" was code for "finding somewhere without extradition to the US to die in penury," but maybe that was just wishful thinking.
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@scribus He has a memory of a goldfish and an ego as big as Jupiter. His stubbornness and rabid followers will pull him back. Presidency two: electric vote-a-loo. The Fluffle Puff show will repeat again. As much as I have no wish for that I am emotionally preparing it as soon as possible.
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@adiwan I've said it before, but I'll believe everything because I can't believe any of it. XD
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I think I might change my name to Cassandra. Hey, if Vincent can become Alice...!
Friday, 06-Nov-20 16:46:28 UTC from web-
@adiwan Well, it's less that I'm claiming to be 100% correct about events that have yet to pass, and more a satirical statement in reflection on the fact that people are surprised that Donald Trump is doing exactly what he said he'd do four years ago. Like, if it's that widely shocking when an asshole, who said he would be an asshole, is an asshole, then clearly "having seen it coming" MUST be among some kind of ~SpEcIaL pOwErS~ or whatever.
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Santa cannot deliver presents this year as he would break quarantine entering each home. He would also be spreading the virus in an unprecedented manner and speed to each home.
Thursday, 05-Nov-20 08:16:25 UTC from web-
@adiwan To hell with that, he's magic, or an elf, or something. He's immune, he won't be a carrier! I have to believe this!!!!
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Thursday, 05-Nov-20 01:06:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Is it, though? And should it be? . . . wait, wasn't that Eddie Vedder's line?
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It's election day! And as your former headpony I demand you vote.
Tuesday, 03-Nov-20 16:24:58 UTC from web
