
@scootnukem
Coolville - Population: Me
The name's Scoot Nukem, and I'm looking for my special talent. The agenda? Kick everypony's flank until a cutie mark comes off.
The manliest mare in Equestria.
Scoot Nukem (scootnukem)
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@mushi Ponibooru is fine and all, but Derpibooru is somepony's pet project to create a consistently faster and more reliable booru - what's not to love?
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This needs more love: http://derpiboo.ru/
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@redenchilada Nope, I've been following it for a while now, just felt like sharing the awesome.
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Scoot Nukem approves of this tumblr. http://askhotbloodedpinkie.tumblr.com/
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@redenchilada Same.
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@redenchilada Hahahah! I stand by what I said before, you are a funny little filly. We should play again some time.
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@redenchilada Oh, I see. Well, like I said, Scoot Nukem is mare enough to take manure - never said I could dish it out, nor that I was necessarily inclined too. It's been fun playing with you, little filly - I do enjoy a bit of manly banter, but this has ceased being entertaining.
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@redenchilada Scoot Nukem aims to please, little filly. You asked for a quote from this century and I delivered. Are we done here?
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@redenchilada Come get some - how about "Sit down and shut up?"
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@princesshugs I don't think anypony has made Scoot Nukem Forever - you must be confused.
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@redenchilada I'll tear off your head and scoot down your neck, filly.
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@redenchilada I'm mare enough to take manure from somepony - are you, little filly?
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@redenchilada If not wanting to pull something when I go boulder crushing makes me a "weakling" in your eyes, you have some issues that you might need to talk out.
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@redenchilada Like I said, a light morning workout, probably before breakfast.
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@redenchilada An average-sized tome weighs about 1kg. Get thirty of them and you have a light morning workout.
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@redenchilada Have you seen the size of Twilight's library? Borrowing library books is cheap and convenient.
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@princesshugs Crappy? I wouldn't star in anything less than a super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing video game.
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@redenchilada Behold the classical logical fallacy - Burden of Proof. I have to say, Twilight's suggestion of reading the books as I bench-pressed them sure has come in handy.
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@redenchilada I know I'm strong - do you have any proof to the contrary?
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@redenchilada What seams? Inflatable muscles wouldn't make you any stronger, little filly.
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I wonder why Lyra keeps staring at me?
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@celestiaforequestria Rot13, little filly.
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@redenchilada By knocking first or leaving a note afterwards, little filly.
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Doors are optional, civility is not.
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@kibaderpy Sleep is weak against sneak attacks and heavy artillery. Also has a glass jaw.
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@flanks They popped up once, but I stared at them in the mirror until they learned their lesson. Didn't like the look.
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@minti It goes against the Code of Manliness to judge somepony's manliness by any means other than fisticuffs. Find this "Manliest Brony," and then we'll see for sure.
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@pillowpony I don't. They simply manifest, lit and smoking, in my teeth every morning when I wake up.
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@pillowpony I'm a scooter.