Scoot Nukem (scootnukem)

  1. @mushi Ponibooru is fine and all, but Derpibooru is somepony's pet project to create a consistently faster and more reliable booru - what's not to love?

    Friday, 02-Mar-12 17:04:56 UTC from web in context
  2. This needs more love: http://derpiboo.ru/

    Friday, 02-Mar-12 16:59:25 UTC from web in context
  3. @redenchilada Nope, I've been following it for a while now, just felt like sharing the awesome.

    Monday, 27-Feb-12 18:42:26 UTC from web in context
  4. Scoot Nukem approves of this tumblr. http://askhotbloodedpinkie.tumblr.com/

    Monday, 27-Feb-12 17:43:47 UTC from web in context
  5. @redenchilada Same.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 05:20:00 UTC from web in context
  6. @redenchilada Hahahah! I stand by what I said before, you are a funny little filly. We should play again some time.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 05:15:10 UTC from web in context
  7. @redenchilada Oh, I see. Well, like I said, Scoot Nukem is mare enough to take manure - never said I could dish it out, nor that I was necessarily inclined too. It's been fun playing with you, little filly - I do enjoy a bit of manly banter, but this has ceased being entertaining.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 05:04:32 UTC from web in context
  8. @redenchilada Scoot Nukem aims to please, little filly. You asked for a quote from this century and I delivered. Are we done here?

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:54:57 UTC from web in context
  9. @redenchilada Come get some - how about "Sit down and shut up?"

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:48:38 UTC from web in context
  10. @princesshugs I don't think anypony has made Scoot Nukem Forever - you must be confused.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:39:44 UTC from web in context
  11. @redenchilada I'll tear off your head and scoot down your neck, filly.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:39:01 UTC from web in context
  12. @redenchilada I'm mare enough to take manure from somepony - are you, little filly?

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:35:01 UTC from web in context
  13. @redenchilada If not wanting to pull something when I go boulder crushing makes me a "weakling" in your eyes, you have some issues that you might need to talk out.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:28:59 UTC from web in context
  14. @redenchilada Like I said, a light morning workout, probably before breakfast.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:22:31 UTC from web in context
  15. @redenchilada An average-sized tome weighs about 1kg. Get thirty of them and you have a light morning workout.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:15:29 UTC from web in context
  16. @redenchilada Have you seen the size of Twilight's library? Borrowing library books is cheap and convenient.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:10:46 UTC from web in context
  17. @princesshugs Crappy? I wouldn't star in anything less than a super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing video game.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:09:04 UTC from web in context
  18. @redenchilada Behold the classical logical fallacy - Burden of Proof. I have to say, Twilight's suggestion of reading the books as I bench-pressed them sure has come in handy.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:06:02 UTC from web in context
  19. @redenchilada I know I'm strong - do you have any proof to the contrary?

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 04:01:31 UTC from web in context
  20. @redenchilada What seams? Inflatable muscles wouldn't make you any stronger, little filly.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 03:54:59 UTC from web in context
  21. I wonder why Lyra keeps staring at me?

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 03:48:18 UTC from web in context
  22. @celestiaforequestria Rot13, little filly.

    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 02:55:20 UTC from web in context
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    Sunday, 19-Feb-12 02:50:36 UTC from web in context
  24. @redenchilada By knocking first or leaving a note afterwards, little filly.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 20:06:16 UTC from web in context
  25. Doors are optional, civility is not.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 17:50:44 UTC from web in context
  26. @kibaderpy Sleep is weak against sneak attacks and heavy artillery. Also has a glass jaw.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 06:20:25 UTC from web in context
  27. @flanks They popped up once, but I stared at them in the mirror until they learned their lesson. Didn't like the look.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 06:09:17 UTC from web in context
  28. @minti It goes against the Code of Manliness to judge somepony's manliness by any means other than fisticuffs. Find this "Manliest Brony," and then we'll see for sure.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 06:07:33 UTC from web in context
  29. @pillowpony I don't. They simply manifest, lit and smoking, in my teeth every morning when I wake up.

    Friday, 17-Feb-12 04:22:25 UTC from web in context
  30. @pillowpony I'm a scooter.

    Thursday, 16-Feb-12 05:31:48 UTC from web in context