@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
~ ~ ~
Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony) tagged newpony, page 3
-
Oh! Ear flop, then eye flutter, then nose twitch! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means! It's time to throw a welcome party for @shadowbright01! #newpony
Monday, 18-Jun-12 00:18:04 UTC from The Land of Confetti and Pirates -
@rainbowdash1997 QUICK EVERYONE GLOMP THE #NEWPONY
Sunday, 17-Jun-12 16:25:29 UTC from The Land of Confetti and Pirates -
@fairyshuff QUICK EVERYONE GLOMP THE #NEWPONY
Friday, 15-Jun-12 15:05:15 UTC from The Land of Confetti and Pirates -
@brushybreeze Welcome to RDN #newpony! Here, have a random welcome song: http://www.youtu.be/Ix7vrluEm4E
Friday, 15-Jun-12 13:38:21 UTC from The Land of Confetti and Pirates -
@minti Welcome to RDN #newpony! Here, have a random welcome song: http://www.youtu.be/Ix7vrluEm4E
Tuesday, 12-Jun-12 01:04:06 UTC from The Land of Confetti and Parties -
Oh! Ear flop, then eye flutter, then nose twitch! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means! It's time to throw a welcome party for @lemonvictor! #newpony
Sunday, 10-Jun-12 02:46:08 UTC from plot -
@jakie00001 Welcome to RDN #newpony! Here, have a random welcome song: http://www.youtu.be/Ix7vrluEm4E
Friday, 08-Jun-12 22:39:42 UTC from plot -
Oh! Ear flop, then eye flutter, then nose twitch! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means! It's time to throw a welcome party for @scootalooswings! #newpony
Friday, 08-Jun-12 05:06:56 UTC from plot -
Thursday, 07-Jun-12 07:06:06 UTC from plot
-
@nlghtmaremoon Welcome to the funderful world of RDN #newpony!
-
@inconclusivecab Welcome to the funderful world of RDN #newpony!
Wednesday, 06-Jun-12 04:39:20 UTC from plot -
@batt Welcome to RDN #newpony! Here, have a random welcome song: http://www.youtu.be/Ix7vrluEm4E
Tuesday, 05-Jun-12 06:04:06 UTC from plot -
Tuesday, 05-Jun-12 02:58:51 UTC from plot
-
@sportshuntr16 We don't like your kind here...WE LOVE THEM! Welcome #newpony to RDN!
Sunday, 03-Jun-12 13:33:08 UTC from plot -
@fluttershy95 We don't like your kind here...WE LOVE THEM! Welcome #newpony to RDN!
-
@jjmlpfim88 Welcome to the funderful world of RDN #newpony!
Saturday, 02-Jun-12 19:27:52 UTC from plot -
Friday, 01-Jun-12 15:40:45 UTC from plot
-
Friday, 01-Jun-12 07:30:48 UTC from plot
-
@orangestar Welcome to the funderful world of RDN #newpony!
Thursday, 31-May-12 18:01:24 UTC from plot -
Wednesday, 30-May-12 22:49:24 UTC from plot
-
@timcw5qbsc Welcome to the funderful world of RDN #newpony!
-
@derponbrown We don't like your kind here...WE LOVE THEM! Welcome #newpony to RDN!
Wednesday, 30-May-12 08:11:01 UTC from plot -
Hey everypony! Give a warm welcoming hoof to @onewaylearning the #newpony!
Wednesday, 30-May-12 03:11:45 UTC from plot -
Wednesday, 30-May-12 01:13:54 UTC from plot
-
Hey everypony! Give a warm welcoming hoof to @rainbowpotter the #newpony!
-
@espelancer We don't like your kind here...WE LOVE THEM! Welcome #newpony to RDN!
Tuesday, 29-May-12 04:17:41 UTC from plot -
@nemisist102 Welcome to the funderful world of RDN #newpony!
Sunday, 27-May-12 23:40:31 UTC from plot