@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)
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@noviaquill welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@bronyman96 Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@akwardfluttershy Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@bronymyself Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@sayasta Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@rockingthunder03 HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@dash1420 HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@beautyring Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@shadowboltmoon Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@dreamchaser Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@ponycollector934 WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@djhazardous Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@rainbowderps Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@signmaker Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@thomas0474 Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@rokiyakim welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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@lineansprites Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@starfrosch Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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@limey Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@queca104 WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@neriwillso Welcome to the site!
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@hurricane235 Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@oceanviolets hi
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@ciara Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@metaltao I love you too! *swoon~*
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@critialcloudkicker I love you too! *swoon~*
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@quarabjoar Konichiwa!
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@rubberduckyninja Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
Tuesday, 22-Mar-16 23:55:30 UTC from the Death Egg