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Shhhh, I'm hiding in Twilights christmas tree...she doesn't know yet!~ http://rainbowdash.net/url/865381
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@mrmattimation No-one would dare ban me for saying what everyone knows.
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Racist whites forced to covert as sex slaves! And no one even cares...
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BREAKING: NEW SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS SURFACE AGAINST POPULAR HATE-SPEECH SITE 'cherryPOSTER. CLUB' OWNER 'MOONMAN'. "HE GRABBED ONTO MY NIPPLE AND JUST WOULDN'T LET GO" SAYS VICTIM.
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How my new #bike looks like after repairs https://loadaverage.org/attachment/3849788
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any russians on here looking to collude?
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Jared Kushner went to go meet with a Russian informant during the election. Instead he found 54 year old Durgesh
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 23:27:06 UTC from web -
consider this: it should be 100% legal to curb stomp a known child predator
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Went whale watching today! [cetacean needed]
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there's an easy way to tell if the cofe grounds are still good. stick your face in the tin, and take a deep breath. if you become fully aroused, then brew that papaya
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batcave Groucho
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@awl Ah, we're just Fluffle Puff talking. Messing around.
It's all... (I'm trying so very hard not to say 'horseplay'). -
When you stand up and walk.
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Don't want to be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby http://rainbowdash.net/url/862196
Thursday, 07-Sep-17 21:30:37 UTC from web -
I just hope that somewhere in the world there's a Gabe R. who runs a self-titled gay bar.
Wednesday, 06-Sep-17 19:10:03 UTC from web -
There was me, that is Vriska, and my three droogs. That is Moonman, Gay, and Delores, and we sat in the Local Stop And Soup serving a bit of the old beef stew, trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
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RDN had a heterosexual ban but nobody noticed
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@awl To be completely honest, I'm just happy that there is a conversation like that going on somewhere and neither of us was involved.
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Hey Seth, its me, its me again. You know who it is already, its me, Seth and I just, I just wanted to tell you something, Seth, I gotta tell you about millenials man. You ever heard about millenials oooweeee they're crazy with their smartphones an-n-an-and smartphones, these phones you can play video games on and stuff man. It-its wild, its crazy and these millenials, dude, they're always drinking coffee man. They get apps on their phones to get coffee, just right out of their phones, Seth. It just comes right out of the phone man. Its kiwiin, its batcaveing ridiculous an-and their Potato Knishesin übers, Potato Knishesin cab drivers and lyft but spelled with a "y" so you know its hip and its just, applein millenials, Seth, its crazy. I'm thinkin maybe think maybe you should make a movie about them or something because it would be real funny but I just gotta tell you. And then this kickstarter, its crowdfunding Seth. They get money from people to design minimalist wallets that are really small and only have one pocket in them and its like "yeah sure great i mean this is a great super small wallet its all that we need except I got two IDs and a passport and a bunch of cash and a credit card to carry around but oooo god forbid". Millenials have all their cash on their phones now. Apple Pay, Google Pay Yahoo Pay, MSN Pay, Myspace Pay, Facebook credits, Neopoints, Club Penguin tokens. It's cherryin crazy, Seth. The whole world out here is going nuts. You got the bitcoin, you got your doge coin, you got your juggalo coin, all these different kinds of coins and its all online anyway its not even real money! I-i-the-these mangoin millenials, they're all just going nuts, man. You just really, you gotta make a movie about millenials, man. I think it'd be a big hit because of all these things they do on their smartphones, Seth, and all these crazy things man its cherryin wild man I cant even I cant FrankerZin take it mangoin Seth (fades into crying)
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Chris and I have decided that Mark Zuckerberg would be a worse president than Trump because at least Trump is openly evil. Mark Zuckerberg hides it.
Thursday, 24-Aug-17 00:25:28 UTC from web -
eat this *grabs crotch*
