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@nerthos No, I'm not. What the batcave is wrong with you?
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If I could have sex with myself I would definitely beat myself up afterwards
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Punch a pedophile (or an ephebophile who thinks the difference makes it less bad)
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There was a young man named Crockett
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a mango,
Yeah, she threw the switch,
And Crockett went off like a rocket. -
There was a young girl of Cape Town
Who usually bananaed with a clown.
He taught her the trick
Of sucking his prick,
And when it went up -- she went down. -
An innocent maiden named Herridge
Was cruelly tricked ito marriage;
When she later found out
What her spouse was about,
She threw herself under a carriage.
-- Edward Gorey -
( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Federation, how's that fruit filtre working for you ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 03:31:11 UTC from web -
In Trump's defense, when he said "I love WikiLeaks" he thought it was a Russian pee thing
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 17:16:42 UTC from web -
@awl If office space were made today Milton would've been called a loner with a bright future
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"lmao libtards are overreacting" - guy who wants to ban all people of a nation in case one or two of them are terrorists
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 20:32:11 UTC from web -
Dunno what the source is. http://rainbowdash.net/url/856767
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Might be #nsfw https://gs.archae.me/url/50217
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Enough is enough, I'm going to boil myself in 15 seconds! I deserve this...
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I'm like the Dick Dastardly of RDN in that I get there first and ruin it for everyone else
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@thelastgherkin The new porcupine on the Knuckles with the Knuckles
Out the Knuckles with the rugged Knuckles
Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower
Independent Knuckles, magical Knuckles holder
Give you the Knuckles shoulder -
@awl @daggsy Here's another one for you guys. http://u.daggsy.com/PH !anipics !antitwitter !kemonomimi
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@tiffany Have you tried becoming a nazi
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owoboros
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Seeing the same three people complain about the same three things (SJWs, liberals, white genocide) is so tiring. You guys are boring. cherry and moan about something that matters for a change. Like... Like NORMAL people problems. Your tire is low on pressure, your co-worker took your sandwich out of the fridge, you can't quite find the comfortable sitting position on your new couch. REAL human being problems, not this inconsequential "PC culture is ruining the world!!!!!" BS. Guess what? I HATE PC culture, but I don't banana about it nonstop because I have nothing else to kiwi about.
Thursday, 02-Feb-17 12:46:43 UTC from web -
What's worse than lobsters in your piano? Crabs on your organ!
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@nerthos I know the Russian word for veneral disease is "Rotchakokoff."
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"The !bicycle industry has this infatuation with black anodized stuff that is kind of old and overdone, in my opinion. Silver can be nice too, and as far as gravel riding goes, silver, polished components seem to be easier to keep looking nice." http://u.daggsy.com/N1
Well said. -
make sweet love to a Nazi. ask what their favourite scented candle is. watch Ghost together.
Monday, 30-Jan-17 19:57:28 UTC from web -
Make America NEET Again
