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Also holy knish the mobile ui is wonky on my phone
Thursday, 31-Mar-16 06:51:22 UTC from web -
butt
Thursday, 31-Mar-16 00:55:55 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@bitshift GORDONS BITSHIFTS ALIVE?
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@ceruleanspark I mean technically. I don't really feel anything about this name anymore but I'm still a thing
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@bitshift I was doing Brian Blessed/Bird Person in Flash Gordon, but it is nice to see you
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And of course, the best shirts they come out with are only available in women's and youth sizes ;_;
Thursday, 31-Mar-16 03:27:32 UTC from web-
@redenchilada even worse when you're a woman but they only do "women's" sizes and literally don't go up to a size that fits you (hence the scare quotes)
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@bitshift I mean yeah in my case that's because of reasons nobody really feels a need to account for, but there's straight up cis women who fall outside of that range too
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@bitshift Do as I do: learn to sew, make yourself whatever clothes you want, then take them to a store to be printed over.
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Ok, so in the space of the past 22 hours I got 83 notes on something I posted to tumblr a month ago. It has a total of 85 notes.
Whaaaa? http://pny.lv/8dm7Thursday, 18-Dec-14 02:43:35 UTC from web-
@spots Yeah my mom has a button that says "ball-busting, femminazi papayas from hell!" It's awesome.
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@spots You might still have to kick ass. No one is stopping you from kicking ass. I'm just saying that you won't have to kick mine specifically.
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@techdisk I made a thing: https://gist.github.com/ed1fa9ebf2124be66040
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Saturday, 25-Oct-14 03:24:31 UTC from web
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@monstertdi shut up tiffany
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WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #banmepls
Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 14:24:12 UTC from ban me pls- awlxaĺan likes this.
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The strangest things you find in your pants
Monday, 11-Aug-14 18:41:49 UTC from web -
Someone out there could be complaining about his butt koolaid tasting like peach mango.
Monday, 11-Aug-14 01:37:39 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@bitshift I'm looking at you, Bit.
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@bitshift It sounds like the kind of thing you'd do, buy butt-related things
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"Got something to say? Need to say it? Unfulfilled?"
Sunday, 10-Aug-14 22:33:50 UTC from web-
@administrator Have I been graced by the presence of the Administrator? I WILL BURN YOU!
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@celestiaforequestria The great glowing coils of the universe unwinding.
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I want a matching avatar with @bitshift's but bluuuh don't have one. STOP USING CUTE THINGS I CAN'T USE
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:54:13 UTC from web-
@bitshift Mmk, no more Claire for you~
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Disney's Chernabog with a Blog
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:12:00 UTC from web- Bit Shift likes this.
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@bitshift THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M ON :p
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@theyurityphoon Could say the same of yours. Though small screen, old phone.
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Minti i havent seen you in furevur but you prolly dont remember me so i wont bother you lol
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:42:41 UTC from web -
people should talk to me on skype too. Or not
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:31:57 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:27:59 UTC from web
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@thewaifutyphoon why did I add an s to that wth
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@thewaifutyphoon Ross please no
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I've never actually met Minti before but I know about him (her?) through a bunch of other people on the site.
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:44:08 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Admired? Naah. A lot of people know me though, I tried to make friends with everyone and apparently had quite a lasting effect. xD Also, he.
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@minti I admire the mint
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@minti Well you seem like a cool person. I noticed on your profile it says you're from Quebec. Parlez-vous francais?
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@minti Do u remember me?
Wednesday, 23-Jul-14 05:43:56 UTC from web-
@l1ghtsword Yep. But honestly only cause of that name. :v
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@minti yeah I only see you once a blue moon. Im on kinda spuratic myself
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*whinnies seductively*
Saturday, 12-Jul-14 23:00:25 UTC from web- None likes this.
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@cinnamonswirl Mmyep. :(
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@bitshift Buy some http://www.soylent.me/ and cut eating out of your schedule instead
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@cinnamonswirl SOYLENT! XD I still find the guy a freaky genius! Although, it probably wasn;t that hard, and that is just eating...
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Also remember. Pinkie is best pony. http://pny.lv/3bat
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 10:25:39 UTC from web-
@bitshift Oh OK! You don't seem to want to talk about it! So I leave it! Do you like rubar? http://rainbowdash.net/url/766080
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Anywho, bed time. Cya whenever!
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 10:22:44 UTC from web -
So but seriously, what have I missed the past year and a half?
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 10:06:19 UTC from web -
Is !badideacentral still a thing? It should still be a thing.
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 10:04:00 UTC from web -
I'm surprised nobody I've talked to before, not even the old guard, reacted visibly to my change of avatar yet. Y'all are slipping.
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 09:39:09 UTC from web-
@metaltao Heyo. :p
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I love the description to that Zelda flash file, copyrighted 2001. "There have been at least eight Zelda games!" "This animator has played through six Zelda games!" I mean, that was a 75% success rate at the time. Say you've played six Zelda games these days and it's all "neat, that's barely even two fifths of all Zelda games".
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 09:18:31 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Huh, okay.
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@thelastgherkin THREE?! Holy jumpjacking jesus that is a lot!
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@metaltao Yeah, now there's the Adult branch where Link is sent back to his childhood and Ganon is sealed away, the Child branch where Link convinces Zelda to get Ganondorf executed and then buggers off to Termina, and the Defeat timeline, where Ocarina of Time Link just up and dies.
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Also the whole "being old" thing, I guess. >_>
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 09:27:22 UTC from web -
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 08:54:47 UTC from web
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@metaltao 10am. I'm unintentionally nocturnal today. Aaaand have work in a few hours. Oops.
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@bitshift YOU DON'T NEED WORK! PUSHA! Who needs money and sleep? http://rainbowdash.net/url/768976
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Who wants an extra hour in the ball pit?
Sunday, 13-Jul-14 08:41:31 UTC from web -
I really like Shiny Toy Guns' music, and Goldfrapp. I need to add on to my music collection.
Thursday, 10-Jul-14 03:43:09 UTC from web
