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  1. i have never seen people so willing to suck off the Mouse

    Thursday, 30-Dec-21 04:27:15 UTC from web
  2. oh boy hey guys seriously don’t ever say anything bad about Disney films

    Wednesday, 29-Dec-21 21:27:41 UTC from web
  3. got a speed run world record and I’m not proud of the category: The Sims 2 social worker%

    Wednesday, 29-Dec-21 03:20:17 UTC from web
  4. Petition to classify vaporware as a cryptid

    Monday, 27-Dec-21 18:54:04 UTC from web
    • @scribus I'd imagine more a creature that affects people/corporations to become greedy with ambitions that results in vaporware. I imagine a millipede and snake hybrid (tail end rattle snake, body millipede, head snake with fangs) with large bug antennae with floofy balls at the ends. The cryptid uses the floofy balls to distract the victim and hide its hideous body and then bits the victim at the back of the head. The fangs inject some kind of venom that causes the feature creep/greed, which itself causes headaches and frustration. That is the nourishment it needs to asexually reproduce itself and affect others in the company.

      Monday, 27-Dec-21 19:30:01 UTC in context
    • @adiwan That's pretty brutal

      Monday, 27-Dec-21 19:53:09 UTC in context
    • @scribus As any good cryptid should be. A hideous creepy crawler that "explains" a bad thing in life and that multiplies itself by inflicting more of the bad thing.

      Monday, 27-Dec-21 20:01:38 UTC in context
  5. just found a metric kiwi ton of alt-right memes featuring the character "columbo"

    Wednesday, 22-Dec-21 07:24:07 UTC from web
  6. I'm surprised Equestria Daily is still kicking after all these years

    Tuesday, 21-Dec-21 00:56:51 UTC from web
  7. anyway, i like bees now. Sorry mom http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/876053

    Monday, 20-Dec-21 22:06:19 UTC from web
  8. Enjoyed s4 of Aggretsuko. Haida is probably the biggest chump he's been yet, but the resolution was solid.

    Monday, 20-Dec-21 06:37:40 UTC from web
    • @scribus I perceived the season more on the meh side. As much I appreciate the layoff narrative and commentary I think that the season was a little bit all over the place. The aftermath of the idol career was extremely side-lined and Retsuko's relationship plot with Haida was weirdly piecemealed. The rest was fine.

      Monday, 20-Dec-21 07:39:11 UTC in context
    • @adiwan Yeah, it wasn't the best season, but it helped pull me out of my funk for a while. I agree it felt scattered, like they were told this would be the last and they needed to cram two seasons into one. I did quite like getting to see a softer side of Ton and his family. By the end I almost missed having a job, but that's probably just the two++ years of isolation talking, heh

      Monday, 20-Dec-21 19:24:53 UTC in context
  9. Hmm, maybe I just needed 12 hours in bed, so I could actually get 8 of sleep? Of course I wake up with a dehydration headache, heh

    Sunday, 19-Dec-21 19:21:52 UTC from web
  10. I was 160lbs before Covid started and now I’m 230, it’s honestly disgusting how much weight I’ve put on in such a short amount of time

    Friday, 17-Dec-21 05:06:55 UTC from web
  11. Evidently I'm in a kiwi mood today

    Friday, 17-Dec-21 01:17:20 UTC from web
  12. We are currently on day five of a crippling ransomware attack on our time keeping system that has not only kept me from making schedule, but has also basically halted our ability to do payroll, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’ve been under this week.

    Thursday, 16-Dec-21 16:53:56 UTC from web
  13. Pro tip: the cashiers at grocery stores just sell the items, they don’t necessarily know how to use them. If you don’t even know what the hell you’re buying, you probably don’t need it.

    Wednesday, 15-Dec-21 23:32:42 UTC from web
  14. why doesnt this website look more like 2010

    Wednesday, 15-Dec-21 13:14:11 UTC from web
  15. wait i just realised i joined this site about a decade ago now. what the freak?!

    Wednesday, 15-Dec-21 14:10:08 UTC from web
  16. It's not that Germany has also its fair share of dumbass politicians *sigh*

    Wednesday, 08-Dec-21 21:26:34 UTC from web
  17. Dramatically redrawing voting district borders after every election is insane.

    Wednesday, 08-Dec-21 13:02:51 UTC from web
  18. Renewed calls for the western parts of my county to secede and form a new county because the county has become too blue. Problem is Trump only won the proposed area by 2%. So suppose Biden or Harris narrowly wins it next time. Where does it end? Do we keep splitting off new counties until eventually it’s just two houses along the state line?

    Wednesday, 08-Dec-21 04:54:22 UTC from web
  19. Love it when an employee tells me she had requested off for a certain day, AFTER I’m already done with the schedule. I tell her that the request isn’t in the book. She says yeah, she forgot to put it in the book but she still wrote it down on her personal calendar. How am I supposed to know what’s on your calendar?

    Tuesday, 07-Dec-21 23:56:41 UTC from web
  20. Winter cycling is not as bad as I thought. In Summer I sweat excessively after I come home cycling. It's not the case on colder days, or it is less severe. Only the cold air is hard on my lungs but wearing a mask delays the problems a bit as I re-inhale warmer air.

    Tuesday, 07-Dec-21 08:16:14 UTC from web
  21. Taking ivermectin to treat the brain parasites that make me want to take ivermectin

    Saturday, 04-Dec-21 19:16:40 UTC from web
  22. “I have my PRINCIPLES,” I say to my mother when she asks why I haven’t made six figures on NFTs like the 19 year old crypto artist who lives down the street

    Saturday, 04-Dec-21 00:54:45 UTC from web
  23. I cannot believe that I am still STUPID USELESS IDIOTIC MORON FAILSOME enough to ever think that it's going to take me anything less than TWO GODROTTEN HOURS to accomplish a TEN! MILE!! DRIVE!!!

    Friday, 03-Dec-21 04:11:02 UTC from web
  24. If I hit the Lotto, I want to commission a house built to a scale that makes me feel 5 again. And a regular-sized copy next door. With a doghouse on the same floorplan.

    Thursday, 02-Dec-21 03:59:40 UTC from web
  25. If I had to guess, I would wager that Fiverr made their webpage with high schoolers hired off of Craigslist. I haven't seen an interface this godrotten awful since I tried using Gmail. Why does nobody have any clue how people use computers, when we all use them all day every day??

    Tuesday, 30-Nov-21 02:53:20 UTC from web
  26. I drove about 1200km (745 miles) this weekend. I visited my grandparents and picked up my mother back home. I drove most of the time 150km/h (93 mph) and needed only 5 hours for each direction. I'm somewhat exhausted.

    Sunday, 28-Nov-21 17:06:36 UTC from web
  27. Thought I was getting pulled over today on my drive home from a friend’s house. Pulled to the side, he sped right past me. Wherever he was going, every single cop in the county was also going because I saw about twenty squad cars all heading in the same direction at various points during the drive.

    Monday, 29-Nov-21 01:57:07 UTC from web
  28. A few weeks ago I hired three part-time animators and a sound designer. Gee, we almost sound professional.

    Saturday, 27-Nov-21 09:15:09 UTC from web
  29. Frankly, I am in *shock* I tell you. SHOCK!!

    Thursday, 25-Nov-21 01:32:11 UTC from web
  30. Also a friend and I have been trying to write a script for a live-action comedy film centering around a guy who spends years undercover in a New York crime family, it’s set in the 2020s, and I watching this while thinking about that made me think about how there aren’t that many mafia films set in the modern day, it’s all about the 70s and 80s and stuff, The Sopranos is probably as modern as it gets. Would be interesting to explore how the mob operates in the internet age and in a post-9/11 world. Frank Cali was assassinated by a QAnon supporter. That’s insane. The boss of the Gambino crime family, who ran the show for years, got taken out by some guy who thought Trump wanted him to because he was told so on 4Chan. Not gonna see that kiwi in Goodfellas.

    Monday, 22-Nov-21 04:30:02 UTC from web