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If I have one problem (pause for laughter) it's that I'm a big scaredy poopy pants but I love horror franchise Lore
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 12:08:38 UTC from web -
Do you ever feel like you have to vomit out Content just to exorcise it from your brain
Friday, 10-Mar-17 22:37:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I don't feel it but I do it anyway
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Remember back in the 90s when we had to be absurdly specific in our search criteria? I miss that.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:15:44 UTC from web -
Yeah thanks Google http://pny.lv/1eoo1
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:14:51 UTC from web -
Good on Jack Monroe for taking all of Katie Hopkins's money. Bad on every newspaper report I've read not using Monroe's pronouns correctly.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 19:33:13 UTC from web -
Great minds thinkpiece alike
Friday, 10-Mar-17 16:27:27 UTC from web -
I maaaade thiiiiiiiiis
You're gonna be the one who plaaays thiiiiiiis http://pny.lv/1eo1dFriday, 10-Mar-17 14:50:56 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin motherbanana this country
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@awl Today is your day http://pny.lv/1eo34
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@thelastgherkin You're lovely. This is my new Psybrid Theory.
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I saw more "When's International Men's Day" jokes than I did "Whe's International Men's Day" with sincerity and I gotta be honest they were both cherrying annoying
Friday, 10-Mar-17 09:58:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin All the people don't know how to use search engines and Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men%27s_Day
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I heard Jeff Goldblum wandered onto the Thor set dressed like this and they had to rewrite the movie around his ramblings because they wanted to use the footage http://pny.lv/1elyx
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:21:20 UTC from web -
Did anyone ever find the porn Matt drew
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:16:58 UTC from web-
@tiffany I misread "budge" as "bulge"
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@thelastgherkin Speaking as the man who sold his house for $100 pornography, that's pretty gross
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@thelastgherkin You'll never find it motherkiwier, I PMed it to the client
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Wow I forgot the Ratchet and Clank movie even happened
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 21:49:15 UTC from web -
I was not expecting to be in Agents of SHIELD.
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:49:42 UTC from web -
People who display their kinks in public spaces around children are people who deserve a swift kick to the mouth
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:24:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany What if my kink is a swift kick to the mouth surrounded by children
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@thelastgherkin I'm kick shaming
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I dreamed the toilet was full of curry and I had to keep disassembling the toilet why was it in the tank why was it in the cistern why was the toilet full of curry why why why
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 08:32:17 UTC from web -
I'm here for this http://pny.lv/1ei78
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 10:45:50 UTC from web -
We need all hands on deck if we're gonna get to regionals.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 09:18:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin *grabs zodiac deck*
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Does anyone know where I can watch Everyone Loves Raymond in the original Japanese
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 22:33:00 UTC from web -
So blocking is still a set-in-stone thing with our current iteration on this site and I forgot about that and blocked @tiffany as a joke. I bananaed up and I'd like much to have that remedied.
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:27:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thank you
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@awl All I did was inform the big cheese.
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@thelastgherkin i fail to see how going to Glouchestershire has anything to do with this but hey
takeshitakenji likes this.
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"The couple celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary this month" Yo you're only supposed to have one a year, not five per month
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:14:49 UTC from web -
smugloli is like 95% neo-nazis how come my post advocating white supremacy didn't immediately get faved by everyone there
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 20:38:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Holy Potato Knishes is that what they're network's named? I just got that
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Eh? Eh??
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 17:23:42 UTC from web -
Oh, no wonder my contact lenses are so expensive. My new eye doctor is in the EXPENSIVE HIPSTER DISCTRICT
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:12:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Hipster district? Never heard of it.
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Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:52:04 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin To be fair I went out of my way to watch that one
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@thelastgherkin I wouldn't watch that. The episode was a spectacular mess. Spectacular on the one hand but in the long run the mess would stifle heavily any enjoyment.
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Wallspin except it's the exact opposite http://pny.lv/1egej
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:33:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You have the gift
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Today is gonna be the day that the day is gonna be the day
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 13:39:08 UTC from web-
orungano likes this.
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@thelastgherkin nice
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Good epitaph idea: Tony Hawk's underground
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 12:00:06 UTC from web -
I dreamed the Wachowskis grew beards to make the press stutter and apologise about stuff
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 10:13:26 UTC from web- lambadalambda likes this.
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my biggest secret is that deep down, I’d really like to be an obnoxious EDM festival bro for at least one day. The kind of guy who knows no greater joy than feeling the bass drop
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 00:22:35 UTC from web -
has anyone ever explained why Dracula's castle in Castlevania has so much Christian iconography, if that kind of stuff is deadly to him? is it just for the A E S T H E T I C ?
Monday, 06-Mar-17 23:40:24 UTC from web-
@rarity Dracula's mom is Hispanic
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@mrmattimation UNA VELA POR FAVOR
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You could say that Mako is the ocean man
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:37:40 UTC from web