Timeline for blue list by ceruleanspark, page 23
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Man how boned are those people who quit their jobs to play pokemon go
Thursday, 27-Oct-16 19:52:46 UTC from web -
@redenchilada At least two people have told me they want to marry Incineroar.
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@thelastgherkin They're apparently really cherryty to work for/with
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@mrmattimation Maybe in universe A there is.
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@mrmattimation I think the preferred nomenclature to avoid legal entanglements with nintendo is "A gay fox in space"
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Breakfast means Breakfast
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:49:51 UTC from web -
You'll be pleased to know that since Bungie took the cleaner bots broom away, one of its morose voice lines is "WHAT IS MY PURPOSE"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 20:25:04 UTC from web -
@tiffany OH BOY HERE I GO COOKING AGAIN
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So you can look at me and think "Well, thank god I'm not *that guy*"
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:40:50 UTC from web -
If you ever feel bad about your life just remember that I'm nearly 30 and the single most noteworthy thing I've accomplished is running this place.
Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 08:30:58 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 22:00:37 UTC from web
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I can't believe they took away the Sweeperbots broom.
Tuesday, 25-Oct-16 22:00:17 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Grab them by the game theory
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@zennx Kevin and Kell has been around longer than you've been alive, and the Cyantian Chronicles go back to 98. Twokinds is 13 years old this year.
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Is it me, or are furry webcomics unusually long-lived by webcomic standards?
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Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.
Monday, 24-Oct-16 20:35:49 UTC from web -
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Talk like John Mayer from Deep Fear day
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Gordon had wanted Elmo to tell him where their bodies were.
But now Elmo would show him.Monday, 24-Oct-16 17:53:57 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Sean Murray killed himself and became Sans.
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@mrmattimation No, but Sean Murray was.
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I finished the new Destiny raid today. I feel moderately accomplished
Sunday, 23-Oct-16 21:38:16 UTC from web -
Turns out my IT teacher was a pedophile. He got arrested recently. I find that amusing because for my entire secondary school career, every student was convinced he was one, but every authority figure said "No, don't be stupid".
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@tiffany What if he did though. What if the video ended with a group of hooded figures breaking into his bathroom and slitting his throat whilst he sobbed and begged for mercy. What then, Tiffany?
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Wait, hang on. I thought this was a joke. Are you saying this is real?
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 21:50:58 UTC from web -
Grab her by the cutie mark
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 16:05:27 UTC from web -
Tiffany Network
Saturday, 22-Oct-16 16:05:00 UTC from web -
Kids are horrible. Why do we keep making them?
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@tiffany WOSH U GENITALS
