@ceruleanspark
United Kingdom
http://rainbowdash.netI would fight to make that bright and innocent past our future once again. Even if it means dashing myself against the evil and cruelty of this wasteland until there is nothing left of me. And then, when I am too broken to go on, I will float my dying body right down the throat of the darkness and make it choke on me.
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I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 23:09:10 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Typical american attitude. "Just buy a person and make them do it"
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The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.
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"If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 20:55:47 UTC from web -
@adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.
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There are no bees in Equestria
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@mrmattimation So no one told you life was gonna be this GAY
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@tiffany What the Fluffle Puff does that mean
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@tiffany SaygoodbyetoExodiaaaaa
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Living the Imperial dream: https://i.imgur.com/hJJ9ltO.jpg. Be Rich, Fly a Dick.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 01:21:02 UTC from web -
@tiffany I wanna be the very BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST
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I'll just leave this here https://github.com/reek/anti-adblock-killer
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 15:58:07 UTC from web -
Hey RDN, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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I only know one word of Farsi and it's on the filterlist.
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@mrmattimation It was Putin himself.
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If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon-fiber stucco lath. Now parge the lath.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 21:03:25 UTC from web -
The CIA's guide to using Git properly https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_1179773.html
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 16:36:16 UTC from web -
@tiffany WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER ME OCEAN?
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@tiffany THE OCEAN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED
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Monday, 06-Mar-17 21:59:50 UTC from web
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@tiffany Cerulean Spark, standing politely.
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@tiffany smashing grape
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Horizon: Zero Dawn is the best thing I've played in years
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It's weird that you guys would start talking about Ross. I messaged him on hangouts with "Rest in peace, Ross" like 2 days ago. Of course, there was no reply.
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@mrmattimation It's funny because I met my now ex-girlfriend Rita in that guys streaming channel, back when he was just a worthless hack of a streamer. I feel like it would kill him inside to know that I got a girlfriend out of watching him cry about not having a girlfriend
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@ovrclockd @mrmattimation Oh! Oh! I want to guess. Obama is...turning frogs gay, in the study, with cultural Marxism!
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@scribus Is that what this is? I thought this was some kind of next-generation distributed furry porn funding incubator.
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@mrmattimation I regret nothing
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@mushi PRECIOUS BEAN
