Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 27

  1. Does my colony have enough cats: https://i.imgur.com/2jw2ozx.png

    Saturday, 03-Sep-16 23:51:40 UTC from web
  2. @tiffany No, if you were going to be the opposite of a vegan you'd never have told us about it.

    Saturday, 03-Sep-16 18:53:13 UTC from web in context
  3. @rarity Me either. That's why I thought that was the joke. No matter what you do, you kill a bunch of people and make a fortune from it.

    Saturday, 03-Sep-16 17:47:39 UTC from web in context
  4. @rarity Is the joke here that it's impossible to lose?

    Saturday, 03-Sep-16 17:41:44 UTC from web in context
  5. I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just kinda do things arbitrarily

    Friday, 02-Sep-16 18:52:33 UTC from web in context
  6. @mrmattimation https://i.imgur.com/ALsRnhQ.jpg

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 18:39:10 UTC from web in context
  7. The States in SU aren't even United.

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 18:13:51 UTC from web
  8. @mrmattimation Harambe is no laughing matter

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 17:38:55 UTC from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation Also he's the sometimes-female child of an illegal immigrant terrorist being raised by 5 lesbians who practises military techniques with an indian girl.

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 17:34:21 UTC from web in context
  10. Including a picture of Steven Universe wearing a MAGA t-shirt, which is like, 12 different types of retarded

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 17:28:16 UTC from web in context
  11. I find it ironic that someone who left this site because of certain right-wing users now spends most of his time ranting about SJWs ruining everything and spamming pro-trump memes and gamergate garbage.

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 17:24:14 UTC from web
  12. RDN needs a @wolfpupy bot.

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 16:03:32 UTC from web
  13. Yearly reminder that @thatonepony straight up stole an MTG Duel Deck from me.

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 14:56:38 UTC from web
  14. @zennx The Pride Lands/ Pride rock

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 13:33:27 UTC from web in context
  15. @oracle I'm not trying to change your views here either, but I'd like to point out that this is less a list of reasons to vote /for/ Trump as it is a list of reasons /against/ voting for Hilary. What are your views on Trumps policies, his pro-russia leanings or his tiny, tiny hands

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 08:15:21 UTC from web in context
  16. @mrmattimation Apparently Bill Cosby is super litigious when it comes to people making fun of him

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 08:10:47 UTC from web in context
  17. Nekros Prime + Orthos Prime = @Nerthos prime

    Wednesday, 31-Aug-16 05:57:44 UTC from web in context
  18. Ross and Rachel had sex at least 300 times during the course of "Friends"

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 13:22:45 UTC from web in context
  19. "Today’s GCSE students think they are going to earn £95,000 a year, according to a survey of 15 and 16 year olds." Oh lord.

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 13:18:54 UTC from web
  20. @nerthos It's not a secret. Me and Rita just grew apart from one another. She went back to college, and that combined with our time difference meant that we literally never saw eachother. We both came to the conclusion that we didn't want to weigh eachother down, so we just broke it off. We're still really good friends.

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 11:31:25 UTC from web in context
  21. I found @nerthos's place of birth: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimpleia

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 11:26:41 UTC from web in context
  22. @nerthos I think Bisexual is actually correct, but it's much less funny.

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 11:26:15 UTC from web in context
  23. Remember when I was only pretending to be gay?

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 09:24:31 UTC from web in context
  24. Possibly the best use of Unitale yet: https://i.redd.it/85pmxicy7nhx.gif

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 08:23:24 UTC from web
  25. @tiffany I read that as "People who can't go faster than the speed of light are dumb babies"

    Thursday, 25-Aug-16 21:42:35 UTC from web in context
  26. Reaper is a lot funnier if you imagine that's how Blizzard thinks all Mexicans talk

    Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 18:57:35 UTC from web
  27. It's like someone sat down and designed a bug to cause motion sickness

    Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 18:55:51 UTC from web
  28. That said, DX:MD has some kind of horrible bug with movement stutter that is straight up giving me a seizure.

    Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 18:53:58 UTC from web
  29. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided or "Adam Jensen refuses to ride at the back of the train"

    Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 17:36:26 UTC from web
  30. I never asked for this.

    Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 22:31:46 UTC from web