Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 105

  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Peigneur Huh. Exactly like pulling the plug out.

    Friday, 10-May-13 14:35:12 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  2. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs.

    Friday, 10-May-13 14:16:15 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  3. Hah. I've never heard baptism referred to as "Bobbing for Angels" before. I like that.

    Friday, 10-May-13 13:03:14 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  4. Stormwater rafting should obviously not be attempted in a tunnel with a waterfall, staircase, sump or steep slide downstream of your point of access, and is not generally recommended to those who wish to live into old age.

    Friday, 10-May-13 12:58:34 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  5. "Determining Shaft Depth" is an interesting chapter heading

    Friday, 10-May-13 12:50:18 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  6. If you are in a small conduit and it rains, you won't be able to squirm much faster than your normal squirming rate. The consequences of this are obviously significant.

    Friday, 10-May-13 12:31:28 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  7. @zeldatra Just some advice I read

    Friday, 10-May-13 12:19:56 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  8. You *might* survive being flushed through a tube, dropped over slides and dumped violently in a mangrove. You DON`T survive being thrown at a wall and then falling any number of metres to a cement floor, at an angle you cannot control. You die and get found rotting on a trash rack by people walking by the riverside a couple of days later. Simple as that.

    Friday, 10-May-13 12:18:40 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  9. @maou What's the experiement here

    Friday, 10-May-13 11:12:43 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  10. @calvinthedestroyer In some locations the pressure sensors have been removed because of "Train trolls" who'd simply hold up the trains indefinitely by keeping the doors from closing. After a certain point it becomes cheaper to just let people get hurt

    Friday, 10-May-13 09:46:12 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  11. http://www.silentuk.com/4.0/photos/2011/03/Ladybower.jpg (SCREAMS EXTERNALLY)

    Friday, 10-May-13 09:14:20 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  12. Grief Syndrome has some of the most elegantly awful netcode I've ever seen. It's just so perfectly bad. Just start a local multiplayer session and set player two's controls to be input recieved from the network, and vice-versa.

    Friday, 10-May-13 09:13:20 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  13. @calvinthedestroyer I've been in a couple but only wide open ones. You can tell they're easy to get into when every inch of the wall has been tagged

    Friday, 10-May-13 08:38:21 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  14. I wish I had the balls for something like Urban Exploring. The best I've done is minor trespass during daylight hours.

    Friday, 10-May-13 08:34:56 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  15. What's going on in this thread I wonder

    Friday, 10-May-13 07:39:01 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  16. The Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. It exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu.

    Friday, 10-May-13 06:41:13 UTC from web
  17. http://i.imgur.com/7NacmuT.png PERFECT

    Friday, 10-May-13 06:21:05 UTC from web
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un0Cb_6Kw-4 I've been such a fool.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 21:42:51 UTC from web
  19. @minti I think it was mostly to draw attention to the job ad at the bottom. (Pun intended?)

    Thursday, 09-May-13 18:43:40 UTC from web in context
  20. http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/ if this isn't on the site within a week you're all fired

    Thursday, 09-May-13 18:15:55 UTC from web in context
  21. @purplephish20 more than once

    Thursday, 09-May-13 16:07:10 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  22. @purplephish20 Yeah but they misspelled phone.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 16:06:56 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  23. Dear semi-anonymous Glaswegian IT company. I am not going to take a support job at a company that manages to misspell "iPhone"

    Thursday, 09-May-13 15:51:44 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  24. @rarity It just seems like spinning up the entire iTunes monster for just streaming is problematic. Almost all of the stations are available elsewhere.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 15:44:28 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  25. @rarity I think I see what the problem is

    Thursday, 09-May-13 15:42:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  26. Ha ha, remember when your guidance counselor told you computers were a dead end and you should become a monorail mechanic since that was The Future? He may have been a crazy drunk who hung himself, but at least he's not sitting here, ashamed for his profession."

    Thursday, 09-May-13 15:41:38 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  27. I am angry about a wide range of subjects none of which I will elaborate on here.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 15:23:10 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  28. @rarity No time for love

    Thursday, 09-May-13 14:58:29 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  29. @rarity Goodbye.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 14:52:22 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  30. @rarity No excuse.

    Thursday, 09-May-13 14:49:38 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context

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