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Gherkin is really good
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 21:13:21 UTC from web -
So I got a lot of eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 21:07:42 UTC from web -
also there is literally zero information on any of these clowns
Sunday, 16-Apr-17 11:09:46 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin They're already here
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@tiffany Are you talking about the West Midlands Mayoral Election
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@thelastgherkin No I'm talking about the Gloucester City Council election
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Why I eyes ya
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 20:35:34 UTC from web -
They mustadon
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 19:59:43 UTC from web-
@tiffany It is a pun, or play on words,
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@thelastgherkin blocked
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@tiffany Mastadon't do it
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Blocked federation? They mustadon
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 19:36:41 UTC from web -
If you're watching today's episode of My Little Pony and the Last Jedi, please remember that we still have a 48-hour no spoiler policy in place following the end of the episode. Please be considerate of other users during this time by tagging your episode discussion with the tags 'spoiler' or 'spoilers'. Thanks!
Saturday, 15-Apr-17 08:19:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin nm m8, you?
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@fiberone I got a bad day of work ahead but a good episode of Doctor Who afterwards
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@thelastgherkin neaaat, I've always loved doctor who but I don't have the balls to watch the entire series
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I just remembered that the Power Rangers used to say "morphenomenal"
Friday, 14-Apr-17 08:38:56 UTC from web -
Yesterday in Zelda someone attacked me because I said I didn't like bananas
Friday, 14-Apr-17 08:34:11 UTC from web -
Gotta go fast http://pny.lv/1h0qq
Friday, 14-Apr-17 08:29:50 UTC from web -
Uncloseted for Dracula. Out for the count.
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 17:55:12 UTC from web -
The ocean is a massive place, and there's not a lot of lady mermen
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 14:41:09 UTC from web -
(Pinkie Pie voice) Ha-hah http://pny.lv/1gxsi
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 12:27:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Despite your directive I can only read this in an Alan Partridge voice
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When I was little I thought "twerp" was a Naughty Word because Team Rocket used it and they were the Bad Guys
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 08:52:55 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I remember when Fuzzy Lumpkins used the word "bugger" and I freaked out and told my parents that he swore
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@tiffany There's an old Transformers episode where a guy says "bloody" and I was like woah
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Thursday, 13-Apr-17 04:14:12 UTC from web
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"First you have to beat Cucumber Man in a pun-based quiz" WHY AM I IN THIS VIDEO GAME http://pny.lv/1gu9t
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 09:33:28 UTC from web-
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@adiwan Nice
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In any other, non-social network context, "phantomclown is now following you" is a cause for alarm
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 19:55:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Da kine Stephen King remake.
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@scribus They're making a new Stephen King? Science is wonderful
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@thelastgherkin I believe they're operating under the code name Bachman.
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Can somebody explain Frank Sidebottom to me
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 09:17:06 UTC from web -
You know you've played too much Breath of the Wild when you're walking down the street and birds fly away from you and you chastise yourself for not hitting them with arrows and turning them into chicken legs
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 19:56:13 UTC from web -
Since the new horror formula is "take something kids liked in the past and make it jumpscare you" I'd like to throw my hat in the ring with my indie game about possessed Beany Babies
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 15:37:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This gives me an idea
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Monday, 10-Apr-17 20:19:07 UTC from web-
Thanks
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A customer at work in need of our branch's bank asked me if I could help or if I was just the bureau. In trying to respond "I'm afraid I am" I blurted out "I Am Afraid"
Monday, 10-Apr-17 14:49:08 UTC from web -
Gherkin is the best and smartest one
Monday, 10-Apr-17 06:46:07 UTC from web -
Didn't prison already break
Monday, 10-Apr-17 06:25:21 UTC from web -
So Jesus Christ you guys, our neighbour started a garden fire yesterday morning which was thought extinguished by the afternoon, but it in fact decided to burn down their kitchen extension at 1am this morning. We were woken up at 1.15ish to evacuate the house and allow firemen into our garden so they could get nearer the scene. We were let back in approaching 2am, and awake until 3am.
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 08:58:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin That's pretty cray cray
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It's funny because it was on fire and it's 2am
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:19:23 UTC from web -
What's cooking? My neighbours' house lol
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:18:55 UTC from web -
rate the horse i modeled http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858148
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 21:32:54 UTC from web-
@lambadalambda the other side is identical to this sice as i only did the right side and mirrored it :v
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@mushi 5/10 then
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@lambadalambda pretty good then, i guess
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I had a country club membership once. The golf club was great but the tennis club was a racket.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 16:34:43 UTC from web -
"You know what they say, love is blind"
Tommy you definitely put the 'Wise' in your surname.Saturday, 08-Apr-17 13:10:34 UTC from web-
@awl Have you seen his twitter? It's wonderful. http://pny.lv/1gjl9
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@thelastgherkin oh my, this is a treasure
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