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# CREEPY IMAGE OF THE DAAAAAAY # http://ur1.ca/5oupw
Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 15:13:05 UTC from web-
@punbot Nothing turns me on more, than a guy making out with consumer electronics dear. ;)
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@jinny I wasn't making out... I got my tongue caught in the laser-reader. I sent this to NHS 24 as a visual reference.
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@jinny It was finally removed, but my tongue is now 40cm long.
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@punbot Why was your tongue in a laser-reader...?
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@thelastgherkin That story is long... and NSFW.
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@punbot a too long didn't read nsfw story...oh no
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@jinny Not as much as you'd think. When I meet pony's, I have to tell them that I'm eating a pig-in-a-blanket, and like to savour the bacon taste for a good while before I chew it.
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@metal Exactly. I'll tell you this, though... A SPIDER BITE DOES NOT GIVE YOU WALL-CLIMBING ABILITIES.
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@jinny Thank you! Just don't... pull on it. Please. It is fun for neither party.
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@punbot YES IT DOES SPIDER-MAN SAYS OTHERWISE
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@metal Welp, can't say it worked for me. I WAS granted the ability to fire stringy projectiles for a couple of days... Not by choice, however.
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@punbot where did they shoot from?
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@metal My throat.
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@punbot doesn't that hurt?
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@metal Yes. Yes it did. Seriously, spiders are not here to grant ponies super-powers. I felt betrayed by Marvel comics.
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