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i'm watching a medical show and the weirdest thign happened to the guy. He was havign sex with his wife then a FrankerZ muscle of hers had an involuntary contraction and he got stuck inside her and it was being real painful for him, tthen the girl told the guy to take them to the kitchen so he could hit her in the head with a frying pan then she'd fais and the muscle would relax, but he kept stuck there after she fainted.
Tuesday, 17-Mar-15 00:11:52 UTC from web-
@mushi why would he wait until "it" went flacid?
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@rednorth her muscle is acting like a rubber band on his papaya, so the blood cant leave, so it wont get flacid
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@mushi i can relate jej
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@mushi Ok that's hilarious. They should have just stayed in bed until it released.
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@nerthos agreed, a frying pan? seriously?!
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@nerthos the doctor said the only way to fix that is with medical intervention
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@mushi Man can you imagine having to coordinate yourself enough to get yourself across the house while still inside somebody
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@mrmattimation if it was dude on dude it wouldnt be that bad just saying
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@mrmattimation Depending on size difference and strenght, it could be fairly easy. I could easily walk across the house with a woman roughly 50kg on me.
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@mushi "Hey doctor I can't pull out my wife"
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@nerthos especially if you pretended you were a minotaur XD
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@rednorth What
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@nerthos they are gong to the hospital now
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@mushi At least it's not as bad as getting stuck on the toilet and having to be taken to the hospital while still sitting on it.
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@nerthos once i saw a case about an asian guy who got his batcave stuck in a camp oven, that one was funny too
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@mushi Reminds me of Snowcone jokes
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@nerthos i dotn think i know any
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@mushi I mean the user
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