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I was out driving today and I waited a little too late to hit the brakes at a light so i had to squeeze it a little harder than I normally and the car lurched a bit and I nearly farted but i didn't
Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:25:38 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@mrmattimation I basically fart in response to any strong emotion I feel, be that joy, fear, I once farted in response to being chased by a toy helicopter
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@tiffany I've genuinely only ever been able to prevent myself from farting around women, and even then sometimes i leave the room to go fart. Once a fart starts, there's no stopping it.
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@mrmattimation one time when my arm was numb I was trying so hard to move it I farted
