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  1. http://now8news.com/man-tries-to-trade-kidnapped-baby-for-15-big-macs-at-arkansas-mcdonalds/ It just reads so fakely...

    Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:27:17 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    1. @scribus haha, 15-cheeseburger

      Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:27:48 UTC from web
    2. @scribus Truth is stranger than fiction, eh?

      Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:28:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. @northernnarwhal I dunno. The quotes feel too much like an old white guy trying to write modern slang, and the $800 bond had best be a typo.

        Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:29:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        1. @scribus Also "whatcu" instead of "whatchu" is just... wrong.

          Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:31:15 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    3. @scribus God dammit, I was hoping this news story wouldn't get out. Listen, I had a bad day, alright?

      Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:29:04 UTC from web
    4. @scribus JUST FIFTEEN?!

      Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:29:50 UTC from web
      1. @metaltao I bet you could make at least twenty Big Macs from a baby that age.

        Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:30:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        1. @scribus Hell-a-yeah! What was that fat ass white boy thnkun?

          Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:31:33 UTC from web
          1. @metaltao You are a white boy

            Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:33:36 UTC from web
            1. @mrmattimation I've been caught with my pants down

              Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:35:27 UTC from web
            2. @mrmattimation @metaltao Yes, with a little Indian (Coumangota). Jet black hair to prove it.

              You have a problem with that?  If so, it is easily solved. JUST GO BACK.

              Sunday, 21-Feb-16 03:35:30 UTC from quitter.im