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  1. Matt Matt

    When I turn 40, I will run for president every year, just to get my name on the ballot.

    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:23:50 UTC from web
    1. Scribus Scribus

      @zeldatra Why wait? "An unelectable president is an unimpeachable president!"

      Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:24:25 UTC from web
      1. Matt Matt

        @scribus I'm half Puerto Rican, so even if I was eligible no one would vote for me.

        Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:26:22 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @zeldatra Why not? A half-black man made it. We're halfway to tolerance here!

          Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:27:07 UTC from web
          1. Matt Matt

            @scribus That true. Half of America would vote for me just to prove they aren't racist.

            Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:28:04 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @zeldatra Which is really pretty racist.

              Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:28:21 UTC from web
              1. Matt Matt

                @scribus That will be my slogan! Vote for me to prove you aren't a racist!

                Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:29:50 UTC from web
                1. cumbo cumbo

                  @zeldatra What if a Puerto Rican man doesn't vote for you?

                  Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:56:01 UTC from web
                  1. Matt Matt

                    @maxdemone Clearly he is a selfcist.

                    Sunday, 23-Sep-12 04:03:27 UTC from web
      2. derps derps

        @scribus This is what happens when an unimpeachable force meets an unelectable object

        Sunday, 23-Sep-12 03:26:22 UTC from MuSTArDroid