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  1. Holy mangoe why are there so many pregnant girls on Facebook. I think girls are planning group pregnancies or something.

    Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:54:55 UTC from web
    1. @flamingpandaomg Facebook is the home of the pregnant

      Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:55:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. @foxgopher This is ridiculous there's another 3 just this week.

        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:56:40 UTC from web
        1. @flamingpandaomg Birth control is a lie

          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:57:39 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      2. @foxgopher @flamingpandaomg "Whenever I look on facebook, I can't help but think I narrowly avoided a cult where everybody who is not pregnant by the age of 22 is killed, or branded a loner and shunned" - My sister\

        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:57:48 UTC from web
        1. @critialcloudkicker By the age of 22? I'm seeing nothing but 16-18 year olds pregnant here. Oh my God.

          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:58:58 UTC from web
          1. @flamingpandaomg I am not trying to pull the "location location location" card here but. Yea... statistics :( America has both the most and the youngest sexually active people.

            Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:00:53 UTC from web
            1. @critialcloudkicker I don't care if they're 16 and sexual active. That's all cool. Just be damn careful, kids.

              Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:01:59 UTC from web
            2. @critialcloudkicker It's this area out in the middle of nowhere. I think there's literally nothing else to do here except make children and collect child support.

              Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:02:15 UTC from web
              1. @flamingpandaomg How about something... A little bit more constructive and less life-changing ?

                Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:03:26 UTC from web
                1. @critialcloudkicker People would rather just make more children here.

                  Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:04:07 UTC from web
                  1. @flamingpandaomg *sigh* Well at least I hope they are not throwing the "birth control is expensive" around like an excuse for having many children

                    Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:06:09 UTC from web
                    1. @critialcloudkicker Nope. They just get excited when they hear about child support I guess.

                      Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:06:50 UTC from web
                      1. @flamingpandaomg "child support" or "free money" ?

                        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:07:46 UTC from web
                        1. @critialcloudkicker Child Support = free money here.

                          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:08:50 UTC from web
                          1. @flamingpandaomg That was exactly the point I was trying to make. However having a child for the sake of free money is kind of like a double edged sword I reckon. One one side you get money ( which is good ) but you are now responsible for another lifeform ( which can be bad )

                            Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:10:05 UTC from web
                            1. @critialcloudkicker Also children are expensive as all hell to raise.

                              Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:11:16 UTC from web
                              1. @flamingpandaomg Roughly 0.6 million USD someone calculated back in '09

                                Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:11:51 UTC from web
        2. @critialcloudkicker She might be right

          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:59:20 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. @foxgopher Seen as we were both born and raised in an orphanage on cathedral grounds. Yes. It is even more grim.

            Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:02:39 UTC from web
            1. @critialcloudkicker Wait you were born in an orphanage? Where are you from again?

              Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:03:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              1. @foxgopher The orphanage was in the Netherlands. I am not quite sure what that tells about my heritage though

                Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:04:25 UTC from web
                1. @critialcloudkicker you're currently in the Netherlands though

                  Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:05:48 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  1. @foxgopher Yes

                    Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:06:21 UTC from web
                    1. @critialcloudkicker Ok. That's kind of a cool story though. Not the orphan part, but you get my drift

                      Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:07:19 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      1. @foxgopher Actually being an orphan is not bad in any way, not for me at least. I have a very nice and big ( not blood related ) family. Sadly I seem to be the only techie.

                        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:09:00 UTC from web
                        1. @critialcloudkicker I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I mean I can see why lots of people would think that.

                          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:10:51 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                          1. @foxgopher Oh, yea, I know. However you can use it as a jumping-board early in your life ( should you be adult like fast enough ) to get places. Like the library.

                            Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:15:10 UTC from web
    2. @flamingpandaomg It's a conspiracy. They are secretly growing evil cyborgs.

      Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:56:14 UTC from web
    3. @flamingpandaomg The only conclusion we can safely draw is that facebook is making people pregnant. Are you next?

      Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:56:40 UTC from web
      1. @ceruleanspark If we're going by the size of my stomach you can say I already am.

        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:57:42 UTC from web
        1. @flamingpandaomg why hello

          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:58:38 UTC from web
      2. @ceruleanspark http://ur1.ca/fgy3d

        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:59:06 UTC from web
      3. @ceruleanspark Teen pregnancy isn't funny. Alright? I'm only going to say this once. I was pregnant once. Do you know how painful it is to have to go to a planned parenthood clinic as a dude? No, you don't.

        Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:59:15 UTC from web
        1. @zeldatra Probably marginally less painful than actually giving birth through your dong, I'd imagine.

          Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:00:09 UTC from web
          1. @ceruleanspark BWAHAHAHA

            Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 22:00:56 UTC from web