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1. Cerulean Spark

   I am now seriously a legally ordained priest: http://i.imgur.com/eJuejPo.jpg I can conduct marriages, take confession, do funerals, baptize people. The works.

   Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 21:51:37 UTC from web
   1. Matt

      @ceruleanspark There's this one guy who had Kermit the Frog legally ordained. Just because he could.

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 21:53:07 UTC from web
   2. orungano

      @ceruleanspark Can you heal me with the power of the Lord?

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 21:53:16 UTC from web
   3. Griffin

      @ceruleanspark I cast out thee, False Prophet! https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/297137_546543363254_188472835_n.jpg

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 21:56:29 UTC from web
   4. RDN's Lucifer

      @ceruleanspark Does this mean you also have to donate a tenth of your earnings to the church?

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:08:46 UTC from web
      1. Cerulean Spark

         @weedlordhitler It's not that sort of church

         Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:16:29 UTC from web
         1. RDN's Lucifer

            @ceruleanspark What other sort of churches there are

            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:17:51 UTC from web
            1. Cerulean Spark

               @weedlordhitler The ULC is like a meta-church. You can have any belief you like and be a member, so long as you're also not a dick.

               Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:19:56 UTC from web
               1. RDN's Lucifer

                  @ceruleanspark Sounds like something fun to join. I've been thinking about starting my own church though. Only need 50 people according to my country's laws, and being the ultrapope of the church of apotheosis sounds really nice. Also I can scam a lot that way.

                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:22:04 UTC from web
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      @ceruleanspark But_why.gif ?

      Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:19:38 UTC from web
      1. Cerulean Spark

         @purplephish20 Why /wouldn't/ I?

         Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:20:59 UTC from web
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            @ceruleanspark Can you marry yourself to fictional blue unicorns?

            Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:22:54 UTC from web
            1. Gherkin ☑️

               @purplephish20 Rule number one of being a minister is that you can't officiate your own wedding. http://www.themonastery.org/catalog/faq.php

               
               Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:24:51 UTC from web
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                  @thelastgherkin A guy married himself to his girlfriend at the end of Guest House Paridiso. If Adrian Edmondson and Rick Mayal say it can happen, then I choose to believe that.

                  Wednesday, 25-Sep-13 22:28:35 UTC from web