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there is literally never a good reason to present yourself as "vulnerable"
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I feel bad, sometimes, when I don't just resign an obviously lost match, but I kind of enjoy the scrap for itself, you know? !chess
Wednesday, 20-Dec-17 01:42:42 UTC from web -
!chess problem time! You play White. Black just moved Ne7, opening up Bxe7+, presumably followed by ...Kc8. I suspect he wants at some point to get ...Bxb5, but then I have Nxb5 to follow. I'm tempted to pull Nd5, forking his knights, but for what in the end? I suck at midgame. And openings. And endgame. And #chess. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/865295
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 02:19:41 UTC from web -
Tried to challenge this player to a !chess rematch, I can't because now I'm rated too low. :(
Monday, 13-Jun-16 04:15:49 UTC from web -
I'm just good enough at !chess to be worse than I would be if I were less good.
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I had a dream that !chess included items like Smash Bros.
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@scriba That WOULD spice it up
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@nerthos I was like, "Since when was a turtle shell a piece? And how does it move?"
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Thursday, 19-Mar-15 03:33:06 UTC from web
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!chess Wow. It's good to be on the winning side of what must have been an alcohol-induced blunder for once. Panchromatic vs jlbesq - Online Chess
Sunday, 08-Mar-15 05:48:01 UTC from web -
I have no chance to survive.... I should make my time. :(
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I should probably have directed that to the !chess group.
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Oh, well. grapes me, then - Chesseract is already an established 4D !chess variant. Guess I'm late to the party.
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WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #banmepls
Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 14:24:12 UTC from ban me pls- Griffin, Cerulean Spark and MetalTao and 3 others like this.
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I really ought to either remember (fat chance) or reset (more likely) my !chess password.
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"Got something to say? Need to say it? Unfulfilled?"
Sunday, 10-Aug-14 22:33:50 UTC from web-
@administrator Have I been graced by the presence of the Administrator? I WILL BURN YOU!
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@celestiaforequestria The great glowing coils of the universe unwinding.
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I have been making a lot of bonehead !chess mistakes lately and it's both confusing and upsetting me.
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Man, I've been playing !chess like King Chump of the Dumbcherries Tribe lately.
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Love/hate relationship with !chess knights.
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!Chess 960: jlbesq vs ArcticMelter - http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=92862194 There is absolutely no way I should have won that one.
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I always enjoy beating one !chess opponent as both black and white.
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Do robots even have genders?
Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 12:11:33 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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@administrator This is my 1st year and I like Rainbow Dash
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@administrator not really
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@administrator Yeah.
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@admin ahaha.
Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 12:07:15 UTC from web -
Fork a guy's king, queen, and rook with your knight and they're all like ". . . ." (I'm really not sure what he's like; it's online) !chess
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Gee, I sure do love joining a <1100 rated !chess tournament and playing against ~1400 rated opponents. #blatantlies
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I took this shot when I was at gallifrey one, last February. http://rainbowdash.net/url/762746
Tuesday, 03-Jun-14 20:12:33 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal and what's that used to propel?
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Don't drink and !chess.
Friday, 30-May-14 05:03:32 UTC from web-
@bluehedgehopped My beer can inflicts 2d12 damage on your FACE!!
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@dashalicious Drat, I lose again.... :(
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@scribus Drink 1d6 cans before playing
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Dreamt of a !chess set that used different rounds of ammunition for the pieces.
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@thelastgherkin "Eat rook, m***********!"
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@scribus "King me, murdock."
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@thelastgherkin (that was the b-word)
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This would be so much more impressive if I didn't fall ass-first into my victory. jlbesq vs pranavravella - Online !Chess http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=84200651
Monday, 24-Feb-14 21:53:52 UTC from web -
And some days I wonder, "When did I get so bad at !chess?" And then I remember . . . I was never really good at it.
Friday, 14-Feb-14 19:07:26 UTC from web -
Not to say I'm a one-trick pony or anything, but I beat Jeannette0805 (http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=84200639) and HardRoc (http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=84200671) with pretty much the same combo. !chess
Tuesday, 11-Feb-14 18:29:53 UTC from web -
>Enrolled in a 1001-1200 ranked !chess tournament. >Opponent is ranked 1446. >Seems legit.
Wednesday, 05-Feb-14 17:57:48 UTC from web -
Upgraded my !chess app and it logged me out. Like I remember my own passwords... jeez.
