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  1. Boy I sure love being employed.

    Monday, 15-Oct-12 20:31:11 UTC from web in context
  2. @toksyuryel I've noticed you take a lot of opportunities to complain about our staff. Is there a bigger issue here, or am I just seeing conspiracies in my breakfast cereal again?

    Monday, 15-Oct-12 16:25:14 UTC from web in context
  3. This is the most intelligent conversation I've ever had on here!

    Monday, 15-Oct-12 00:32:44 UTC from web
  4. @greenenchilada Pony butts. Butts, and Ponies. This is the Language of RDN.

    Monday, 15-Oct-12 00:25:18 UTC from web in context
  5. slow Better networking ideas Adding Value - some great ideas

    Monday, 15-Oct-12 00:08:06 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  6. @yakkopinky @License_Farm: Dude, stop replying to the trolls. Ignoring is a must. Yesterday a troll told me I was ugly & only on one show

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 17:46:17 UTC from Tara's Headphones
  7. @purplephish20 Listen to just the Gym BGM.

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 16:58:06 UTC from web in context
  8. @rainbowmaui ... thesauruses are your friends

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:49:00 UTC from web in context
  9. @minti look dinosaurs died millenia ago. It's time to move on.

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:49:33 UTC from web in context
  10. @firestormdangerdash Ponies ARE scum, you fool, why do you think we are on a site that hates them?

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:39:02 UTC from web in context
  11. @abigpony Norton says "Virus.exe" comes from an untrustworthy source. Thats ok, I trust it.

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 02:43:30 UTC from web in context
  12. In other news, what the hell, they still haven't caught the serial fondler . Get it together Fairfax Police Department.

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 02:21:19 UTC from web
  13. @purplephish20 I wish to be gigapuddi

    Tuesday, 02-Oct-12 20:17:03 UTC from web in context
  14. You may think of washboard abs so tight that you could hide

    Saturday, 13-Oct-12 14:04:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  15. KILLER CEREALS 6. SERIAL KILLERS 6. SERIAL KILLER CEREALS 6.

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 16:12:25 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  16. So you mean, like, what would it be like if I was an ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over? I'd still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. More of a "I'm so cool, you don't even know I'm cool" kind of cool. Or the kind of cool where I'm always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. Maybe it's cold pizza. Maybe it's rotten vegetables. Or maybe it's the shattered pieces of my former life.

    Thursday, 11-Oct-12 21:53:14 UTC from web in context
  17. Dear Nickelodeon, thank you for ****ing TMNT. Are there any other precious childhood memories you wish to ****? How about Shrek? Would you like to **** Shrek? Because the sequels already did a pretty good job of ****ing Shrek.

    Thursday, 11-Oct-12 11:43:55 UTC from web in context
  18. Oww, my crossovers: http://i.imgur.com/9fnLB.jpg

    Thursday, 11-Oct-12 12:26:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  19. @greenenchilada Keep it in your pants kid, I look for more in my Kismesis than you could ever offer.

    Thursday, 11-Oct-12 02:37:11 UTC from web in context
  20. 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 HAMBURGER

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-12 15:58:10 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  21. coughtodayisthe2yearanniversaryofmylittleponyfriendshipismagiccough

    Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 23:08:42 UTC from web in context
  22. @atrusoranis Newponies, god I love newponies! Dear Princess Administratia, I'M SO ALONE.

    Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 22:42:55 UTC from msconfig.exe
  23. why the globe

    Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 00:24:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  24. Billions and billions punched in the face

    Saturday, 06-Oct-12 14:00:31 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  25. Wait, why's @greenenchilada repeating a million week-old notices? Is he gonna repeat this a week from now.

    Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 02:09:13 UTC from web
  26. This is relevant... to something, maybe. http://ur1.ca/ah9im

    Friday, 05-Oct-12 00:38:19 UTC from web
  27. "Twilight, help! I lost my glass of salt water and I can't find it anywhere!" "Don't worry, I have the solution!"

    Monday, 01-Oct-12 21:51:26 UTC from web in context
  28. can of murder

    Thursday, 20-Sep-12 23:20:08 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  29. @gladosenchilada Nerthos, World domineer, potato enthusiast.

    Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:44:27 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  30. >Put Supervillians in jail >Leave the costumes on

    Sunday, 07-Oct-12 23:27:56 UTC from web in context