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You ve Never Planned An Event In Your Life!
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@minti How about we seize Carcino's account and just have him say "I'm a butt" over and over.
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News Flash: NASA sends probe to Uranus, people all around the world giggle.
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Do I get to shout 'bingo' if the whole of the new users section is spambots?
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Now kids, today I'm here to tell you the story of a homeless man who tried to sell me his pants for a box of Ritz crackers. Only instead of him selling them to me he took the crackers out of my bag and put the pants in them and called it a fair trade. Let it now be known that 1 box of Ritz = 1 pair of pants.
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You ve Never Planned An Event In Your Life!
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Guys I got a book deal! It'll be the story of a small horse in a small horse community. I think I'll call it... "My Small Horse: Society is Cosmic".
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T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶u̶n̶d̶a̶n̶c̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶s̶t̶.̶ ̶S̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶-̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶u̶n̶i̶c̶o̶d̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶l̶a̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶w̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶m̶a̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶-̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶b̶b̶c̶o̶d̶e̶!̶
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Ｍｉｎｔｉ ｐｕｔ ｍｅ ｕｐ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ．
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This truck in front of us on the freeway has a sticker that is supposed to say "sucks" but the Obama symbol is where the "u" should be, so in reality it says "socks".
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leave dead hipster in gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully
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@firestormdangerdash "There's no 'I' in team, but there's no 'u' either. If I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, who's on the goddamned team? This team sucks."
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Mind you I'm pretty sure Hasbro's map of the world contains pretty much just america, with all the other countries being on the moon or something.
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@mushi i'm always afrid of ending up typing f instead of n when i say "i'm gonna nap"
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I found a chicken carcass in my roommate's bed. This raises so many concerns
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>DARPA shows off unmanned aircraft in-flight refueling technology I FOR ONE QUESTION THE WISDOM OF PROGRAMMING OUR KILLBOTS TO BE SELF-SUSTAINING.
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ATTENTION ALL UNITS: STEVE IS GONNA FIT AN ENTIRE CANTALOUPE IN HIS MOUTH, I REPEAT AN ENTIRE CANTALOUPE.
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@purplephish20 I wish to be gigapuddi
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@zeldatra No, they're the loud and annoying ones that people do not like.
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pizza you ever tasted! You will make amazing pizza!
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"Fandom's relationship with Hasbro is as paradoxical and confusing as our relationships with our parents*. They are an incredible source of joy and happiness, as well as the focal point of rage and blame for pretty much everyone in the Transformers community. To much of the fandom, Hasbro's actual involvement in the Transformers franchise is rarely acknowledged when not negative." Find and replace 'Transformers' with 'My Little Pony'. (*For bonus points, 'parents' wiki-links to an article on alcoholism.)
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Friday, 05-Oct-12 15:19:00 UTC from web
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This class is moving SO slow. I swear, it feels like time is slowing down. **checks watch** Oh god. It stopped. This class is so boring time actually froze. .....Or my watch battery died, but how often does that happen?
Friday, 05-Oct-12 15:10:28 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
@greenenchilada With a name like "serial fondler", I can't take him seriously.
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So apparently there's a serial fondler in Fairfax, Va. That's a guy who runs around, fondles people, and runs away. And he hasn't been caught yet, somehow.
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@WillyFerrell: I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.. @bauzilla can do it for much cheaper
Friday, 05-Oct-12 03:38:34 UTC from Tara's Lips
