derps's favorite notices, page 28

Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

>Oh man, I feel sick and dizzy with tiredness, I should take a quick nap >Wake up later >It's 4PM >MFW I slept through christmas >;_;

Insert FakeNameHere

I nearly died laughing when seeing this: http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-what-firepower.png

Crash

The scrawl. Three lines come into existance, one crossing through the parallel. The tip skps and two more lines appear, perfectly right. A circle is drawn, followed by the downward arrow. The pen slashes and bends around the cut. There is another void, a gap that contains nothing and still possesses meaning. A third group is brought to life, the ink exaggerating the intersection. A ring congruent to the first follows, and is acompanied by a cup resting on its support as it reaches skyward. And all such wondrous marks to be ended with the dot. It has been described in all its sights, but this quill, the creator of such beauty, cannot capture its essence. It is only shared in thought and heart between you and me.

Michael

Typed by someone on the internet: "Yeah, I'm one of those grammer Nasis." I have no words to express the rage I hold.

dezzie again

Ok, so once there was this old wrinkled pony named Scrooge who was always like, "BAH HUMBUG." Even during Hearth's Warming he was all "BAH HUMBUG." So, even when everypony was all happy and full of the Hearth's Warming spirit and like, "yay", he'd still be like, "BAH HUMBUG." So, soon enough, the windigo of Hearth's Warming Past shows up and he's all like, "OOOOOOOO." Then the windigo of Hearth's Warming Present shows up, he's all like, "OOOOOOO". And finally, the windigo of Hearth's Warming Future shows up and he's all like, "Hey. I'm the windigo of Hearth's Warming Future, you're dead, Tiny Pip's dead in the future.. Sorry." So these time-traveling windigos make Scrooge realize that he's a jerk and instead of being all "BAH HUMBUG" he should be all "yay". So he runs outside and he's all "#Yay!" and he runs to bob's house and he's all Bob im afraid I hafta let you go. JUST KIDDING! YAY! and tiny pip's all, "Celestia bless us everypony!" and everyponys like, AWW!

Solidus Sans

The xylophone is in the bakery.

Solidus Sans

There are only pants.

Macpony55 Shelbert MidevilFrenchBeheader , Insert FakeNameHere

I am offensive and I find this Jewish. This was engineering today, there were also some Christmas Carols going on in the back corner. @mylilbrony and @the20percent can confirm all of this. http://ur1.ca/6odyc

John Edmiston

I think I got the MOTHER of all glitches in Skyrim right now. I'm inside the East Empire Trading Company Warehouse, just looting the place, and there's a Friggan DRAGON! sleeping on the dock, blocking my escape. I've steathily killed all the guards but 2 near my exit, and I kept wondering just what the hell was spotting me whenever I stepped into a lightened spot. The guards arent even attacking it! I nearly ran into the damned thing. I admit, that's one hell of a guard dog. Holy Crap, DRAGON! EPIC GLITCH! #Skyrim #DRAGON #O_O

Gherkin ☑️

I'd hate to be a moderator, because then I wouldn't get to hide users I don't like. On the bright side, I'd get to moderate them?

James Quinton (?)

I got 99' cookies because the murdock ate one

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"your xbox live gold has expired, don't worry the fun doesn't have to stop! Renewing your membership is easy"............. #nope.avi

Eli Hekel dawsonwells

@terlecnumber1 You're too easily offended. Saw this coming from a mile away. It helps your image immensely if you: 1. Have your username make any sort of sense, 2. Bother enough with the site to get an avatar before you post, and 3. Type like a person, not a seven year old. I broke 2, myself, but I was apparently well adjusted enough to make it work. Also, running off to the site administrator is a bit like running to someone else's parents. They're a tad bit biased against people they've never heard of before.

Chris Bell

RT @thatonepony @mrdragon PORN IS NEVER OUT OF THE QUESTION!