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Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web -
Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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I can't see dick underwater
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn
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If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web -
If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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@ceruleanspark I'm glad I could instil such a perfect blessing into your brain
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web -
That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web -
This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918
Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web-
@stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka
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http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web -
Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 97 years rick and morty
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@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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@ceruleanspark nuggets
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Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web -
TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 22:13:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's how the man gets you
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So Rob Schrab continues his campaign of kiwiing terror on twitter
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 20:48:53 UTC from web -
It's unfortunate that the only trans* representation I can think of in Doctor Who is a stretched piece of skin and a horse
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 14:25:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin what about Misty
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@thelastgherkin Or that one time lord The Doctor shot in the face
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@ceruleanspark She's from Destiny
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Monday, 27-Mar-17 22:20:51 UTC from web -
In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.
Monday, 20-Mar-17 19:14:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Gay for Moleman yes
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I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 23:23:43 UTC from web
